One Man Revolution

It's 1,021 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections remains suspect. In the meantime, the US fired a general for the first time ever during wartime. We also are waiting to see if an unconstitutional executive order has any legal merit (it doesn't). Also, a proper Well Done to NASA for the successful launch of the Artemis 2 mission, where humans will travel further from Earth than ever before.

Track NASA’s Artemis II Mission in Real Time https://www.nasa.gov/missions/artemis/artemis-2/track-nasas-artemis-ii-mission-in-real-time/

Trump's VA killed a home loan program. Vets are now losing their homes because of it https://www.npr.org/2026/04/02/nx-s1-5750814/veterans-mortgages-foreclosure-va-rescue

Trump says Pam Bondi, a loyalist who oversaw Justice Department upheaval, is out as attorney general https://abc13.com/post/trump-says-pam-bondi-is-out-as-attorney-general/18829230/

Supreme Court rules against Colorado's ban on conversion therapy aimed at LGBTQ youths https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/supreme-court/supreme-court-rules-colorados-ban-conversion-therapy-aimed-lgbtq-youth-rcna245858

Donald Trump’s Approval Rating Flips With Working-Class White Voters https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-approval-rating-working-class-white-voters-11775578

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Parallel Nipples

Died in the 90s

Lost Lonely Males

It's 1,029 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections remains suspect. In the meantime, Iran has hacked Patel's emails to no response from DC, but hilarity from the people. Trump still loves his fancy heavy equipment, and Congressional Democrats finally won a govt shutdown?

US regulator bans imports of new foreign-made routers, citing security concerns https://www.reuters.com/sustainability/boards-policy-regulation/fcc-banning-imports-new-chinese-made-routers-citing-security-concerns-2026-03-23/

LTT guide for building your own Router https://www.ifixit.com/Guide/LTT+guide+for+building+your+own+Router/155106

Trump reveals Iran’s ‘present’: 10 oil tankers through the Strait of Hormuz https://www.politico.com/news/2026/03/26/trump-iran-present-10-oil-tankers-hormuz-00846418

Why Argan Stock Ascended Today https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/why-argan-stock-ascended-today-003505722.html

'A beautiful tractor’: Trump pauses to admire gold tractor https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2026/03/27/trump-gold-tractor-white-house-farm-costs/89351176007/

US uses hundreds of Tomahawk missiles on Iran, alarming some at Pentagon https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2026/03/27/us-uses-hundreds-of-tomahawk-missiles-on-iran-alarming-some-at-pentagon/

House Republicans reject DHS funding package earlier passed by Senate https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/27/us-senate-passes-funding-package-for-homeland-security-excludes-ice

It's 1,036 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections remains suspect. In the meantime, we're watching oil prices skyrocket and natural gas fields get decimated. Woo!

Gasoline prices are still rising as the Iran war stretches into its third week https://www.npr.org/2026/03/16/nx-s1-5749333/iran-war-gasoline-prices-day-17

LIVE: Benjamin Netanyahu's Briefing On Iran War https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5Twyr3ADtY

Bakersfield College faculty debate renaming the Cesar Chavez certificate amid recent abuse allegations https://www.turnto23.com/news/in-your-neighborhood/bakersfield/bakersfield-college-faculty-debate-renaming-the-cesar-chavez-certificate-amid-recent-abuse-allegations

Gasoline prices are still rising as the Iran war stretches into its third week https://www.npr.org/2026/03/16/nx-s1-5749333/iran-war-gasoline-prices-day-17

It's 1,043 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections remains suspect. In the meantime, we're just setting money on fire in Iran, and Donald Trump is buying his staffers shitty shoes. Dance, clowns, dance!

Profit is Malice

Penis Gospel

Taste the Hoof

Pentagon Tells Congress First Week of Iran War Cost More Than $11.3 Billion https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/11/world/middleeast/iran-war-costs-pentagon.html?unlocked_article_code=1.SVA.vsUF.0KCfGdZalz4Y&smid=url-share

Trump appoints Erika Kirk to Air Force Academy board to continue Charlie's 'legacy' https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/2026/03/11/trump-appoints-erika-kirk-to-air-force-academy-board-to-continue-charlies-legacy/89112095007/

Trump admin directs prisons to wean trans inmates off of hormone therapy in defiance of court order https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/03/admin-directs-prisons-to-wean-trans-inmates-off-of-hormone-therapy-in-defiance-of-court-order/

Lev Parnas, ex-member of Trump’s ‘cult’, runs for Congress as Florida Democrat https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/08/lev-parnas-ukraine-congress-florida

It's 1,050 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections remains suspect. In the meantime, Kristi Noem sucks too much even for Trump, so he hired a washed up pugilist with anger management issues. Also, we're in an illegal war in the Middle East, again!

Opreth Me Daddy

America Plus

John Wayne Mullet

Trump Reveals Why There’s No Evacuation Plan for Trapped Americans https://newrepublic.com/post/207286/trump-no-evacuation-plan-americans-middle-east-iran-war

Senate Republicans defeat measure to halt Iran strikes despite growing anxieties https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5767815-senate-war-powers-iran/

Military Secretly Admits U.S. Role in Girls School Bomb Horror https://www.thedailybeast.com/us-forces-likely-behind-deadly-iran-girls-school-strike/

What we know about Noem’s new ‘Shield of the Americas’ role https://thehill.com/policy/international/5769654-trump-appoints-noem-shield-americas/

V5e058-A Murder of Chatbots

It's 1,060 days until the legally defined end of the 47th presidency, but we await a legal and fair midterm to see how things play out. In the meantime, the GOP is finally starting to understand that the ship has been sinking for years, and they figured it out too late. We bid a fond farewell to the icon Rev Jesse Jackson.

Sauna Jeans

Pull a Sherman

Uncle Thomas

Supreme Court strikes down most of Trump's tariffs in a major blow to the president https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/supreme-court/supreme-court-strikes-trumps-tariffs-major-blow-president-rcna244827

Britain blocking use of air bases Trump says would be needed for strikes on Iran, UK media reports https://www.cnn.com/2026/02/20/europe/britain-air-base-access-us-iran-intl-hnk-ml

DHS Opens a Billion-Dollar Tab With Palantir https://www.wired.com/story/department-homeland-security-ice-billion-dollar-agreement-palantir/

FBI Director Kash Patel takes agency jet to Italy, plans to attend Olympic hockey games in Italy, sources say https://www.wcbi.com/fbi-director-kash-patel-takes-agency-jet-to-italy-plans-to-attend-olympic-hockey-games-in-italy-sources-say/

It's 1,067 days until the legally defined end of the 47th presidency, but we await a legal and fair midterm to see how things play out. Until then, Pam Bondi sucks. Also, she had a Congressional Committee hearing, where she was anti-semitic, lied under oath, and generally obfuscated the DOJ being in contempt of Congress with no fear of repercussion. Running as Intended.

Crispy Gnome

Management is Recursive

Running as Intended

EPA abandons the foundation of greenhouse gas rules https://www.axios.com/2026/02/12/epa-greenhouse-gas-emissions-humans

‘Horsefeathers!’: Judge blasts Hegseth’s attempt to demote Sen. Kelly over video to U.S. troops https://www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/judge-blasts-hegseth-demotion-effort-senator-mark-kelly-unlawful-orders-video/

Pentagon let CBP use anti-drone laser before FAA closed El Paso airspace, AP sources say https://apnews.com/article/faa-el-paso-texas-air-space-closed-1f774bdfd46f5986ff0e7003df709caa

AI.com's $85 million Super Bowl ad campaign falls foul as traffic crashes servers — the campaign allegedly cost $15 million for the ads, $70 million for the domain name https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/artificial-intelligence/ai-dot-com-super-bowl-ad-drove-massive-traffic-and-then-it-crashed

It's 1,078 days until the legally defined end of the 47th presidency, but we have serious doubts until the execution of a legal midterm election.

G-Rock & the Hip Displacements

Profit is Malice

McTriple Firing Solution

14th String Lawyer

BlackRock Moves $339M in Bitcoin as Traders Brace for ‘Massive’ Sell-Off — What Does It Mean for Price? https://finance.yahoo.com/news/blackrock-moves-339m-bitcoin-traders-111215711.html

Supreme Court allows new California congressional districts that favor Democrats https://apnews.com/article/supreme-court-california-congressional-maps-8362a34b739ea91d37a190eee1b6a6d1?user_email=771d6ac6f68b6f16a377b68580932f4fe424df3070eb4ee06aa6a3339c36a9c2

The Most Anti-Bike Bill Iowa Has Ever Seen (Yes, Really) https://www.bikeiowa.com/Feature/2118/iowas-hsb-637-a-bill-that-bikes-should-fear#msdynmkt_trackingcontext=716e4240-bcc9-44fc-a18a-f5ea54c50300

How e-Bikes are Killing Motorcycles - Aniioki A9 Pro Max Review https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-DnpTjE0ck How e-Bikes are Killing Motorcycles - Aniioki A9 Pro Max Review https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-DnpTjE0ck

It's 1,085 days until the legally defined end of the 47th presidency, but we have serious doubts until the execution of a legal midterm election. This week, more people were executed by the state publicly, and with incredible lies to justify the atrocity.

Tent Stake

Calf Man

Consent is Kink

Strategic Syrup Reserve

Man faces federal assault charge in attack against Rep. Ilhan Omar during town hall https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/man-faces-federal-assault-charge-in-attack-against-rep-ilhan-omar-during-town-hall/ar-AA1VgAMO

US remove tanker captain from UK waters as crew set to leave Scotland https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cgqep9pvygk

Trump sues IRS and Treasury Department for $10 billion over leaked tax records https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-sues-irs-treasury-department-10-billion-leaked-tax-records-rcna256626

Former CNN journalist Don Lemon released following arrest over Minnesota protest: 'I will not be silenced' https://abcnews.go.com/US/don-lemon-arrested-connection-minnesota-protest-sources/story?id=129699476