Gimme pizza - P-I-Z-Z-A.

Does anyone actually want to deal with life? It's so much easier to avoid. Ahh, sweet freedom from things. Greg takes the classic avoidance approach - retreat and isolation - whereas Autumn has created a system that makes it seem as though she thoroughly engaged, though she's actually avoiding in plain sight.

We couldn't decide on a single point of conversation, so ran the gauntlet of those that have to do with the taking of clothes off for money. Salacious? Eh, probably more clinical. Calm yourself.

Why would you even want to have a conversation with a comedian?

Autumn asked Greg if she is cool. He said "no."

In this time of calamity, Autumn has implemented a personal philosophy stating it's important to forgive - others and yourself - as we try to navigate the unknown. Greg doesn't initially agree, his stubbornness to change rooted in cold-cuts.

Lacking structure, Greg needs a routine before he fades into nothingness. Autumn tries to get him to grow up.

With the state of of things, what are we even supposed to do a show about?

All this corona induced social distancing has left Greg with a lot of time; time spent productively re-watching all his favorite childhood movies. This is surely an effort to remember a simpler, happier, non-virus pandemic life. As an exercise, he's narrowed these movies down to a top five list, and asked Autumn to do the same. Join the two as they hide in nostalgia, purposely oblivious to the real world around them.