No matter how good they were, your parents, in some way, screwed you up. There's no escaping it, because really, who the hell knows how to raise a child? And now Autumn has moved onto screwing up her own offspring, while Greg has been too busy screwing up his own life to have any kids of his own.

Is there anything more demeaning and pathetic than being sick? How weak you are. How embarrassed you should be. You should be stronger than this. What are you, some kind of normal human?

Autumn has the potential to form a gambling habit. But it's not too late.

Inauthentic, societal-driven, supposed-to, required, manufactured, exploited-for-monetary-purposes love is in the air on this wonderful Valentine's Day!

No. We haven't done this topic before. That was "Making Friends as an Adult." This episode is simply "Friendship." There's a difference. And if you don't think so, direct your complaints to Autumn. This was her choice.

Here's a twist for you: Greg has more friends than Autumn. The universe is cruel.

Death has shaped Greg's every move, dominated his existence, and been the driving force behind all his bad habits. Death hasn't fazed Autumn one bit.

Life is going to change. You can choose to change along with it, giving yourself a shot at fulfillment, or resist, leading to the slow erosion of your soul. Whatever floats your boat.

There's no description needed. The dentist.

Autumn's journey of self-discovery has led to the realization that she's a secret perfectionist - anything less than an immaculate existence is unacceptable and a reason for paralyzing shame. Listen as she tries to change for the better.

New Year resolutions are for the birds. New Year purging is where it's at. Yes, that's poor grammar. Get over it.

Life is filled with a bunch of junk. Throw it out.