One Week A Thing

SRG and SRT do Madlibs live! SRG edited the shit out of them though to make you think we are so smart and fast at thinking of adjectives, adverbs and modes of transportation. The gals sing Beyonce (again!), talk about their disparate experience of doing the splitz/ splatz/ spleetz. The attempt at structure is apparent but remains ineffective! Don’t give up now! This episode could be just what you need to get through the green-jello life we are all living.

P.S. This episode is one day late because it is a long weekend and SRG is really just a tiny baby in a big skin suit who wanted to lie in the sun and not edit a podcast.

SRT and SRG try to introduce structure and segments into the podcast. Structure quickly turns into chaos, but look forward to more attempts at structure in the future! The pair talks periods, BFRBs, French accents, the challenges of their no-screen-week and much more! At one point in time they are both trying to explain how they visualize a human asshole. SRG shares details about her life that are far too personal. SRT rebrands One Week a Thing as The LabBratz. The gals get ready To Do the Splitz. Up Up and Away to the Outer Space of your mind for this weeks episode. 

SRT and SRG are really trying to try so hard. It's been months yes, and they are a little rusty yes, but they are not without their vigour and pep and hope for the future. This new chapter brings organization, segments, a return to the pods original concept, games, guests and much more. Join us this week as we try to interact with zero screens during a provincial lockdown. 

SRT and SRG hit you with an unusually long episode because it has been a very long time since the last instalment. Much has changed. Time has past. Tears have been shed. The gals break down the last few months with a simple three point update. There are serious moments that are optimally balanced with a funny 10+ minutes of nonsense to close out the episode. We talk animal combos, instagram sadness, candy grams, and the lunar new year. A one stop shop for a full range of SRT and SRG emotions. Will they ever return to the shows original concept? Who knows. They definitely do not.

Don’t Listen with your Kiddos! There are some Christmas spoilers!!! SRT and SRG reminisce about all of their favourite Christmas media and memories. Its a CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR! That is the full description. Enjoy you lil Elves.

This week SRT and SRG actually sort of try? But don’t worry. They also discuss the pressing biological question, “are an animals hips attached to the legs that are closest to the bum hole?”, and they make up several ear-worming jingles for non-existent restaurants, including Red Lobster’s second cousin Lobster Queen. They also share some thoughts on Guitar cases, Cupcakes and Chairs and SRG expresses gratitude that she did not accidentally kill a baby this week, while SRT sings a song about how much she hates her neighbours pool.

SRT and SRG take to the streets!! And then to the sidewalk, and then to a nice little path, and eventually ended up sitting under a dead tree looking at the beautiful adjacent trees. Get a load of the first In Person Pod since the the new era. There are cute dogs everywhere, there is foliage, there are teenagers playing basketball. SRT makes hurricane sounds, SRG tells a story about a Bot she had way tooo long a conversation with. It's a ruckus. It's a hoot. Biden/Harris won the goddamn election and we barely talk about it but that energy is real and present. 

Spring and Autumn Chicken a.k.a. the Comeback Queens a.k.a. SR-G and SR-T are in THE BUILDING (a.k.a. their respective homes). They both are really hoping that this whole podcasting thing sticks this time. There is talk of Icelandic horses, imagining deep sea creatures into existence through nightmares, and we plug our friend Raquel's new Podcast! Also stick around to hear what they think about Where and When Birds Go Bad (???). They share what is next for OWAT, and each host gives a very brief and mostly sad summary of how their time in quarantine has been. It's all fun and games folks. Don't you dare miss it. (SR-G has also arbitrarily decided that this is the first episode of season 3) 

Katherine: 6:05 

Alyssa: 12:02

Christina: 17:54

Mikael: 25:00 

Emma:  32:55 

LIL PODS 4 U is a choose your own adventure fundraiser. SRT and SRG will make a 5 min podcast just for you all about YOU (or whatever you want) if you send us proof that you have donated to an Anti-Racist/LGBTQ+ organization. Send your proof of donation to [email protected] or DM us @oneweekathing on Instagram. 

SRT and SRG pull out an episode from their very recent archives (meaning SRG took way too long to edit the episode and the pressure of it started to weigh on her which only made it harder for her to edit it and the guilt kept her up and night but now finally after far too long she was able to upload the episode.) This dynamic duo is sharing embarrassing stories from their childhood diaries. We discover that SRT HATES the MAN, and SRG wishes that she had better physical endurance. The pair also shares some stories from some of the OWAT community. The whole thing is pre-teen cringey and full of wholesome angst. SRT gives the listeners a sneak preview into a brand new musical drama she is writing, and SRG talks about how sad she is she can't run. SRT shares moving lyrics and band names and SRG sits on the recess field pouting because she is not part of the track and field team. MAKE HASTE! Listen to OWATS 19th episode while it is still relevant! HURRY!