One Week A Thing

SRT and SRG have rebranded as Spring and Autumn Chicken. Autumn Chicken works hard to make up for her lack of editing enthusiasm in the past few weeks by adding some extra special elements to this aural experience. SC and AC tried to write jokes every day for a week but since they can't commit to anything even their own god damn given names they just make up jokes on the spot as if they are professional improvisors (except without the skill and training). This episode exposes the duos desperate search for sponsorship including a half-baked add for Toys 'R Us Kids (which doesn't exist), Annie's Mac and Cheese and the recently patented Baguette Extender TM. 

SRT and SRG are BACK (Again!!) and they can barely talk about COVID-19 for even two minutes because there are more pressing silly matters to be discussed. SRT's cat scratches at the door for a large portion of the back half of this episode so don't get FREAKED OUT by this strange sound. We talk about nothing in particular but it is lovely to spend time with friends albeit virtually. 

PEW PEW PEW PEW....... PEW PEW! Happy New YEAR to all the Week-Thingers out there!! (Name your fans before they do). We are back to the the regularly scheduled programming as promised. This week SRT and SRG draw pictures every day. Much of this episode is describing those exact pictures. Although it is 2020 and the future is now, technologists have not yet figured out how to transmit visual content through the auditory medium effectively. Hence, we recommend that you use your gosh darn imaginations or pull up the images on our instagram page while you LAUGH along. Come for the conversation, stay for the friendship. 

You know him, you love him, you've heard SRG talk about him in every single episode since Day 1! Resident brother, lawyer, linguist, pop culture expert Rylee RG joins SRT and SRG to recap the magic of 2019.  Tune in to hear about this squads favourites of the year; books, movies, podcasts, T.V. shows and other things that have nothing to do with the original concept of this podcast. SRG has been listening to all her podcasts at 1.25x the speed by mistake so she gets talking really fast. RRG works out his impressions and fills in knowledge gaps that SRG and SRT normally do not care are missing. SRT signs legal documents to become a part of the RG family. HAPPY NEW YEAR, NEW DECADE EVERYONE. In 2020 SRT and SRG resolve to return to the regular scheduled programming. 

Note: SRG says that Demi Lovato is in School of Rock. She acknowledges this mistake and would like to apologize to all affected parties. 

Now for something kind of different - SRT and SRG sit down with their brilliant pal, creative wonder and rapper extraordinaire, CJ the X to discuss 2Pac's album "Me Against the World". We learn a lot and are not as silly as usual. The discussion inevitably spreads to 2Pac's life, his criminal charges (Trigger Warning: Sexual Assault), and the general climate of hip-hop culture during his lifetime. We are here to learn and we may have made mistakes. If you make it through the entirety of this mega-episode and want to make any corrections or contribute to the conversation send us an email at [email protected]

Apologies for any weird edits - SRG's computer is operating at its max capacity and decided to make some unexpected loud noises. 

SRT and SRG set up a microphone at ANT's birthday party. This content is so hot we should have built a pay wall to put it behind, but we don't have enough clout. DISCLAIMER: This is not a regular episode and if the concept doesn't excite you from moment one you will probably not like it. 

SRT and SRG are reaching new heights of unreliability. Not only was this episode recorded two months later than promised, it was not released until another two months after that. But gosh darn it if there isn't some gems amidst these sweet sweet ramblings. Tune in on this beautiful snowy December day to hear us discuss the upcoming election, the climate march and Spoooooky Halloween.  FUN FACT about this episode: SRT wonders if ants have fingers and SRG is adamant they do not, and neither of them have any proof or evidence to support their points. 

SRT and SRG are back from their life-changing adventure around the globe. Sorry we've been out of touch. We've been too busy summiting the worlds greatest mountains (and some of the shittier ones too), sailing across the oceans, crawling across deserts to non existent oasi (oasises? oaisi?) and now WE ARE BACK! We've got a lot of non-organized jokes comin' hot atchya. xoxo 

This one is a doozy. SRT discusses her future husband The Terminator "Kyle" Jones, SRG fails horrifically at improv because she is afraid of discomfort, SRT does very few squats but its okay because who's listening anyway and SRG tries to do a push up. We know she gets down but you've got to tune in to see if she makes it back up. 

This Episode is brought to you by the New York Times Best Celery List, in partnership with the Cellaring Guild of the North Americas. The summer has got us silly and a little behind schedule but we are BACK BAAAAABY. xoxox SRT and SRG