In the car: Wolfie explains why Wisconsin is for moms. Greta defends Rays pre-vacay moods. Wisconsin people continue to buck health trends with obesity and smoking. We decide to get tattoos, but a farm and start smoking.

Housewives of Dallas. Waxing. Wrong bathroom story.

Deep Thoughts. Lionel Richie Hello video. Heidi is not a lesbian but is often mistaken for one.

Heidi reveals more immaturity as she describes things that are unacceptable in potential suitors. She’s also working her ass off so stop round-a-bout adding to her load.

Just silliness. Bridget wants more info on hair removal. JT laments the days of her lusty youth. Heidi makes plans for the week and experiments with sound effects.

Heidi explores hair removal phenomena, Ray joins the show to weigh in on the subject and share a funny story. Heidi copes with the aftermath of a big night out.

Sick dog = out of paper towels and no sleep.

Bridget reflects upon the Mara sessions, part 2. We love her. Heidi shows her sound effects skillz. Advice for anniversary gifts.

A fascinating glimpse into the complicated and stupid love of Heidi and Ray.

Heidi enjoys all her exercise peeps but would appreciate more thoughtfulness to her need for mirror space! Robbie drops a Scorsese style video of a skiddy party. This might be like a 3 parter. Heidi talks about being in the Driscoll home.