The girls sit down with their first guest in eons, William Banks! They discuss his infamous jail break viral video, the meme coin rug pull that followed, near death experiences, and his passion for anti-atheist activism. After escaping jail and donating 50k to Palestine, William tells us his biggest goal is to get married and start a family.FULL UNCUT UNCENSORED EPISODES AT:⁠patreon.com/onlineforeverpod⁠

Online Forever is BACK with a new one-on-one. The girls discuss getting back into the adult industry after a hiatus, whether their vague memories of 9/11 make them millennials or zoomers, the changing role of men in modern society, going to the med spa when you're feeling vulnerable, and cultivating hope as the world crumbles around us.For the full uncensored episode and tons of bonus content go to Patreon.com/onlineforeverpod

We spent Valentine's Day evening at a much anticipated play party (as undercover spies) where we found god, made love, and fought off actual ogres. We briefly discuss the OJ Simpson documentary and taste test new flavors of our favorite new candy (Peelerz) before reading some crazy listener submissions about group s*x and sharing our own polyamory nightmares. Get the full unedited version (30 mins of bonus content) here: Patreon.com/onlineforeverpodCome see us on tour: https://linktr.ee/offlineforever

Happy Valentines Day our forever and evers!!! Chances are if you enjoy our podcast you may be the weirdo of the family - well - you are not alone!!! We hear from our fellow outcasts who submitted stories, address the pregnancy rumors, the recent press conference in the oval office, spill tea on yet another disturbing male in the adult industry, and discuss being the family pariah.

This week we go back in time to share insane and shameful college stories, from topless parties to actual psychotic mental breaks. We touch touch on Grammys scandals and our latest fantasies.

We asked our listeners to share their strangest addictions and BOY DID YALL DELIVER. This episode has it all: forgery, eating raw dough, various smells and inhalants, pica, and so much more, plus a new F*ck Marry Kill: billionaire edition. We also debate whether the new so-called horror film Presence was really worth all the hype (MAJOR SPOILER ALERTS ‼️).COME SEE US ON TOUR!!! https://linktr.ee/offlineforever

We escaped the flames moments after recording this episode, in which we reflect on our recent foray into stalking OJ's stalker (aka Slenderman). We cover the appeal of stalking--the clarity of purpose, the thrill, the sense of control--and why it's okay for women to stalk :) We also discuss how a natural disaster is the best time to win your ex back.

This week we close out our 2024 with a year in review of all the clowns we dated before answering listener advice questions from how to approach a woman without being creepy to the meaning of life. We wrap with a storytime about a speed dating event we were conned into. Happy new years donkeys (or are we calling you something else now? Let us know in the comments 😘)!

We have a lot to say this week - from creepy neighbors to judgmental aunties to LA influencers to all kinds of fantasies that run through our complex and deranged minds. We confess and share our fantasies across the spectrum, from the tradwife "happy" ending to Robot Perfect Husband to CNC in a public park type beat.... (speaking of fantasies... how do we feel about Ludacris?) Of course we sprinkle in some mommy + daddy issues. Enjoy our confessions and please feel free to come forward in the comments! 

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Happy holidays to all our haters & more importantly to our lovers! This episode we pick our least favorite contestants from the most recent season of Love is Blind & discuss the disadvantages of being a hot ginger (such as interacting with the pumpkin pounder community). We also talk Erewhon, our recent foray into the Magic Castle, & celibacy, all before introducing a new confessional segment in which we realize that unfortunately, pick up artists might be onto something.

ALSO our PACIFIC NORTHWEST MARCH 2025 tour dates

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