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We finally caved and invited the autotune king, Morgan Jay, to join us for a chat. However, none of his equipment was working… AWKWARD! Instead we get real about polyamory, butt stuff, and whether or not OJ did it, all while roasting each other for dominance. We know you guys love a flirty, lowbrow male guest, so head over to patreon.com/onlineforeverpod for the full unedited episode.

International super model Kate Lavrentios from the Six Feet Above podcast blesses the studio this week and the girls could not be more excited! Kate shares her worst job, why she prefers petite princes, her take on a cursed reddit AITA, what Project Runway was REALLY like, and opens up about her 5 years of sobriety.

We're joined by our first guest of the season in this legendary crossover with comedian Harper Rose Drummond! We discuss bullying, the skims nipple bra, forgiveness, lying, and sobriety.

The girls go full blast answering LOADS of your burning questions. We’re talking hometowns, Stanley cups, neurodivergence, aspirations, how to win someone back, rumors from high school, and whether we would keep the baby. Is it harder to fall in love as a wh*re? Have we had any beef with comedians in our transition to comedy? F AROUND AND FIND OUT!

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Season 5 kicks off with the hosts' summer escapades to the east coast, where they celebrated their inaugural live show in NYC. Both women share gripping tales of recent dog/coyote attacks before a candid discussion on sperm donation: how many kids can one cup produce? Finally, they reflect on the challenges of navigating self-objectification in comedy.

Legendary comic and total angel Beth Stelling explains how to get a comedy special on Netflix and philosophizes on how your stand up persona relates to your true self. We talk oversharing, her famous impression of her mother, and whether you can be funny without trauma.

It’s just the girls this week, enjoying a glass of wine while chatting about threesomes, orgasms, scabies, and having the wind knocked out of you. Sid brings a harrowing new segment.

Comedian and happily alive human Gabby Lamb sits down with the gorls to discuss stand up, men being scary, relationships, bedroom horror stories, the parking garage purgatory, and texts from dad.

Performer and artist Gracie Jane GRACES us this week with conversation about growing as a person, high school superlatives, what it means to be trans, and her music career.

This week the girls travel inside the mind of Austin, Texas's finest export. We discuss whether humans are capable of monogamy, maternal bonding, and abusive witches.