Despite my editing more harshly than I have done for previous episodes… it is an especially long one, clocking in at just over 38 minutes. The second half is the lighter and, perhaps, the more enjoyable of the two. In it, I provide a necessary breather from the talk of cancel culture and chronic perfectionism that dominates the first half by way of a guided meditation set to what I think can best be described as ‘porn music’, and make good on the promise I made in Episode Five to share my top-ten answers to the question ‘have you ever sent a text to one person, thinking that you were sending it to another, and, if so, what ensued?’.