Only Mostly Thread

It's about dragon body positivity, and it's about time. Let's talk about the latest Dungeons & Dragons movie in a very special review episode!

Done. Boom. Roasted. Nailed it. Ripped it. Moving on. Let's talk about being a slight inconvenience burglar, snacks that you fall out of love with, climbing onto neighbor's houses to deliver vigilante repairs, and where you put your not-clean but not-quite-dirty laundry!

I don't like that I said that. Let's talk about things you have the urge to buy more of, the generalized sound for humans, giving lame excuses to not support your significant other, and using burrito pillows in work meetings!

How many T-shirt ideas can we come up with when we should be focusing on the episode instead? Let's talk about things teachers lied about, celebrities nobody hates, sweet sweet retail justice, and the most foolproof anti-theft tactic you'll ever hear in your life!

The sandpaper doesn't hurt when it's wet. Let's talk about minor inconveniences that instantly send you into a rage, your preferred execution method, surprising people with their own wallets, and how to definitely not steal hotel towels.

Ask your grandma about the upside-down pie hat. Let's talk about the scariest noises in the wild, the most irreplaceable acting roles, pastry etiquette, and wearing armor to the grocery store!

I know you just said your name like ten seconds ago, but I wasn't paying attention. Let's talk about Ai and robots taking over jobs, red flags for bad people, smoking in someone else's house, and how to trick someone into giving you their name... again.

I'm sure you look like that on purpose. Let's talk about the next (worst) James Bond, things you don't want to hear in response to "I love you," reassuring your partner, and the greatest orc popcorn salesman.

Now that we're in the double digits, it's time to get serious, so let's talk about foods that are good hot and cold, things that are only fun if you're good at them, catching innocent credit card users and bringing them to justice, and how to move all of your stuff.

Don't worry, we'll cut that for sure. Let's talk about good things to bring to the past, street names for illegal water, centerpiece envy, and Home Alone-ing your mail box!