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Big Thing: Mediocre super powersPower to part people like Moses Talk every language on earth/ fictional / animalTalk to dolphinsFlight…but its just barely faster than walkingNever poop, but double pissingThought reading, but its only peoples horny thoughts.Ability to summon all animals, but they dont know or understand you when they get there

Getting high and practicing moonwalks 

Hue and his misconceptions about blowholes

Where would you stick it?

Could you make speed bumps in the night ?

Sex at weddings 

Outdoor sex

MIKES THOUGHTSCan we get cooler money as America? All green and boring.Ive been seeing more blind people walking around alone. Good thing? Bad thing? You tell me.

 

THIS OR THAT: LairsSwamp Dome or Tundra Mountain CaveSpace Station or Underwater BubbleVolcano or Hidden Urban undergroundRain forest or Massive Junkyard fort

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