It’s been a busy week, SaysWhovia. For the first time in a while, Dan and Maureen are here to talk about the news and not just what they are bleaching. 

The President’s Goons are going in and out of jail—mostly out. It turns out you can do a crime and say you did the crime and it’s okay. 

The President himself has come out with some new medical advice. He’s been getting letters. Lots of letters. It turns out you can just write to the President and tell him ideas you have about medicine and then he will just take that medicine, because that is how things work.

Of course, Maureen has still been doing some bleaching, because we’re still bleaching, obviously. She has a new outfit she wants to tell Dan all about. It’s important. She needs him to know. In this world, you need a special outfit for when you bleach.

It’s time to get loose, SaysWhovia. Get comfy. Do some interpretive dance. Take weird drugs you read about in letters from randos. Do whatever.

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