Returning to the microphones after a brutal month, Sam, Alex, and Luukas break down Portland’s first regular season loss in Seattle since 2017. It was a bleak loss that capped off a bleaker month for Portland, and left them with just one win in their last nine games.

What’s gone wrong for the Timbers? Is the 2025 season basically cooked? Does Portland have any hope in the playoffs (oh yeah — they qualified for the playoffs)? Listen on to hear all of that, plus: skydivers, sports-mageddon, a reference to the end times, and the scenario by which Portland can play the same team four times in a row.

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