Idiocy is the best policy when ancient box-dwelling people worship a buffalo and invent writing. We celebrate Tim Allen by speculating on his cryptic past. Clumsy repairmen at the Jason Voorhees estate meet a bloody yet profitable fate. Kallen shares DIY drug recipes. A murder suspect cooks dinner for speeding-obsessed policemen before they handle a sad o'clock 733 at a 7-11.

Ricotta be kidding me! A discussion of Mondays and lasagna leads to a quick game of basing character traits on likes and dislikes. A niche dating app queues up some unconventional activities including a metaphorical flash mob and a canoe ride with an Olympic-class rower. Wildlife guides spot some fantastic beasts and it's Bear Night at the Magic Wand!

An animal martial arts tournament turns into a hot date. A nervous spirit animal is unprepared to give advice at a high-stakes celebrity canoe race until he gets a famous spirit guide of his own. Shawarma shops compete with opposing customer service philosophies. The boss of a company of mass murderers annoys his employees with team bonding activities.

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ColdReads: An improv and sketch comedy open mic is the only show where anybody can be in on the joke! Comedians, both professional and amateur, can call in and share comedy sketches they've written by logging on to Oozebear.com. We critique and analyse sketches to see what makes them funny, then we go on conversational tangents which lead to improvised scenes that are just as,

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7:27 Inviting an Uber Driver into your home

36:07 An insurance scheme disguised as a comedy sketch

48:57 Yelp but for audience members at a play

Thanks to Trish and Lee for joining in!

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14:00 Fancy pianist at Chuck E. Cheese's

27:20 Getting pulled over

37:20 Sleepwalking into a strip club

49:17 Five stages of getting a match on Hinge

1:06:54 Old folk's home nurse replaced with AI

We celebrate OozeBear's 3-year "leather anniversary" by recalling our favorite moments. We play games involving the number 3. An instructional video on elderly women goes awry. We order food at restaurants for cannibals, masochists, and more. A veteran's lemonade purchase reminds him of his past. An award-winning film about clowns and cheerleaders impacts a hockey career and an unhappy marriage.

This is an online improv comedy live stream on a new platform, http://oozebear.com where comedians bring in a script to read, then discuss it, and we all improvise a new sketch right there on the spot. The show is called ColdReads and it's the only show where anybody can be in on the joke! We go live Thursdays at 8PM EST. Please buy pins and more at Zazzle.com/coldreads

ColdReads: An improv and sketch comedy open mic is the only show where anybody can be in on the joke! Comedians, both professional and amateur, can call in and share comedy sketches they've written by logging on to Oozebear.com. We critique and analyse sketches to see what makes them funny, then we go on conversational tangents which lead to improvised scenes that are just as, if not more funny. I

Highlights:

16:43 Improv at the Vatican

35:20 Alexa, am I pretty?

1:02:52 In the future when our buttholes are obsolete

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