Highlights:

19:47 You haven't seen the last of me!

36:14 A body builder takes a really intense uber

51:18 Joe Biden tells the story of Corn Pop

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47:07 I fucked up this sketch I'm sorry

55:26 Dr Phil in the Drive-thru

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10:21 Yelling "Representative" with increasing anger

18:33 Reindeer uprising

49:10 Restaurant at the end of the world

57:00 Walmart radio station

1:26:22 Uber: Impossible

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20:00 Fake Kanye in the studio

27:33 Discount Sketch comedy classes

47:48 A bunch of women regulate men's bodies for once

58:26 A car sales man selling vaginas

7:28 Santa is a guest on my podcast

37:53 Scab-ta Claus

45:29 If Santa was from the South Pole

1:21:12 An Earth day sketch for some reason

1:47:31 A parasocial relationship with George Washington

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30:56 Kid ghosts are the worst

30:49 Trish called her boss a FUPA

59:06 What I saw at the museum changed my life

1:11:26 Radio show describes great painting to no avail

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A discussion of storytelling, believability, and absurdism is followed by an exercise in justifying odd plot points. A long-form set shows us how the perpetual postponement of a high noon shootout in the Old West can lead to a duel of a different sort.

This Halloween, we gave a past scene a murderous new ending, checked in with insecure spirits at a cemetery, and explored a spooky house with a blood-filled piano. Then Felix's reprisal of the Horror Movie Jam begat the strange tale of a House of Pancakes haunted by ghosts, demons, and authentic maple syrup.

It's Halloween weekend so we dub over classic scary movie clips. There's a rambling discussion of the psychosocial need for the carnivalesque. Mesh performs a 2-hour solo improv scene that follows a young woman with a secret and two orphans out to claim their birthright in the old city of Venice on All Hallows' Eve night, when the dead rise and passage across the Grand Canal carries a hefty toll.