Open Mic Rejects

The very funny Nate Abshire hangs with the rejects this week.  We discuss the ever growing eskimo brother network of comics on the road, Zimmerman back in the news, and how awesome Toronto's mayor has become. Find out who gets grounded into a hamburger and served at his restaurant in Celebrity genocide. The dilemma of the week is a rough one!

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Awesome show tonight with comedy veteran Cowboy Bill Martin and comedian Qwinn Patterson.  Find out how to win an election without making an appearence, how Bill solves healthcare crisis and why Qwinn might bang Ronald McDonald!

Also Cowboy Bill Martin is making the world a better place, please check out his foundation at www.cowboyswhocare.org

We have the multi-talented JR Brow and the hilarous Steve Poggi in studio this week.  One of the rejects get snakebit by alcoholism but the we push through deep discussions of fat shaming and saquatch hunting.  One of the celebrity genocide victims gets a bonus raping during the dilemma of the week!

The rejects welcome lawyer reject and now comedian John Burton.  Decapitation is leading cause of death in celebrity genocide (it's fascinating how many ways you can lose your head).  Find out what Derek Jeter sounds like with ALS in the dilemma of the week!

Our old friend Sandman stops by for some lively debate, funny stories and of course a little celebrity genocide.  Stick around, it looks like there might be a donkey show on the docket!

Comedy legend Alex Reymundo and the hilarious Jon Stringer hang with the rejects this week!  Alex fixes our society with shock collars.  John provides us with question of the week with tips on how to leave your job.  An eclectict daius on celebrity genocide and someone gets cannabalized.  All this and the new dilemma of the week.

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Extremely talented ventriloquist Marc Rubben & comedian Chris Dowell stay up late with the rejects.  Obamacare, 9 yr old stowaways and great story about Marc reeking havoc as a child in Canada are in the headlines.  A couple Englishmen bite the dust in celeb genocide!  A new twist at the end of the show, we now have the Dilemma of The Week and it is perplexing!!!

Seattle sends one of their best comics 'Andrew Rivers' to hang with the Rejects this week.  Seahawks, govt shutdowns, and how to run over motorcyclists are covered.  Andrew (Rivers) is very imaginitive when it comes to murdering celebrities in Celibrity Genocide.  Todd gives a pep talk to your little league team (bring a knife).  All this and the question of the week!

The hilarious Tracy Smith and funny man Ricky Reyes hang with the Rejects this week. We get very personal with Tracy's love life and then we all get very disturbed when we discuss Andrew's sex life.  Very few survive celebrity genocide and Oliver Stone's life gets a rewrite as a serial chicken rapist. Make sure you check out our new friends from NYC The Bone Chimes!

60's hippies and Hungarian transplants can be comedians too, and extremely talented at that.  Charlie Wiener and Zoltan Kaszas hang with the rejects this week!  Egyptians, flip flops, HIV are broken down in depth. Celebrity genocide gets very innovative in the murders this week.  Even a fan favorite dies from excessive red diarreah while emmitting a deady baby out of his asshole, find out who and stick around for the question of the week!