Open Mic Rejects

The hilarious Tony Dijamco returns to the OMR studio.  We confess that we lied to him last year and we make amends by going on killing sprees. Flappy birds, 200 yr old douches and snake handling preachers all make the cut this week.  Celebrity genocide brings Kurt Cobain back to life... briefly!

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I hope you're ready to be re-masculated because Mudflap is in the OMR studio this week!  Dead giraffes, dead child stars, and dead olympics lead the news. The guys get creative in celebrity genocide when Mia Farrow and Five-head Christina Ricci enter the ring!

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Southern California sends comedy veteran Todd Rexx and Jake Baker to the OMR studio this week.  We show our professionalism by doing mic checks after starting the show, screaming about atheism, and Andrew's unprovoked race jokes. Todd Rexx and Jake have big plans for Ashton Kutcher and Bobby Brown in Celebrity Genocide!

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We have a studio full of comedic talent in studio today.  Queef spewing opera diva's, Pauls arranged marraige for Sean's new fat Okie wife and Mario's love for Dick Cheney are discussed.  Justin Timberlake and Jerry Sandusky headline the celeb genocide.  All this comedy gold and the dilemma of the week.

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The hilarious Alex Ortiz and funny man Ben Moore join us for a great podcast this week.  Find out how to survive the Sochi Olympics and school shootings.  Unfortunately, a few celebrities won't survive until their next birthday. Find out what Alex is going to do with the country's Maury Povich problem!

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The rejects' studio is stuffed with comedic talent this week!  Jason Russell explains that he's not the white Jason Russell beating off on street corners in San Diego.  Polar vortexes and death by atomic wedgies are discussed even before we start figuratively killing famous people. Just in case Elvis really is alive we subjected him to celebrity genocide.

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We welcome back the great Matt Sadler to kick off 2014!  Legal weed, blowjobs for money, and duck scandals are on the docket. Someone is the new leader of North Korea and another is banished to his own crazy island, find out who in celebrity genocide.  Stick around for a dilemma involving drugs and sex!

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Comedy veteran Claude Stuart hangs with the rejects this week.  We didn't hit the Mega Millions lottery but Andrew wins the Oklahoma alcohol lottery! Venus Flytrap, Hanoi Jane, and Chris Angel are among an all star list in this week's celebrity genocide.  Find out who Claude straps a go-pro camera on in this week's question of the week!

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The hilarious Kevin Bozeman and funny man Paul Stickland join the rejects this week.  Kevin shames Todd for faith in Dallas Cowboys, Todd shames Andrew for faith in Jesus, Andrew says fucked up shit about school shottings, and Paul is an utter amazement about the the existance of Andrew!  It's a great fucking show!  The question of the week is a multiple choice and some historical figure might be black and gay!

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Three headliners cram the Open Mic Rejects studio this week.  We break down the Paul Walker tragedy,  Iron bowl, cheating coaches and the knock out game.  Celebrity genocide spares science guys, wastes moguls, and doles out new titties!  Someone is getting knocked the fuck out in the dilemma of the week!

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