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Spoilers for Disclosure Day (2026).

Full review of Disclosure Day (2026). This movie basically stating Jesus was an Alien? Also I call Jane "Janine" the entire review and I do not care, cry about it in the comments.

Julia's Birthday Reflections. Life looks SO different now. Learning to appreciate life's little moments and romanticizing the struggle.

Spoilers for The Backrooms (2026) and Obsession (2026).

Gen Z is taking the box office by storm! Young Filmmakers are inventing new IP's and are making the best movies in theaters right now. Indie movies are a Movie Go-er's only escape from corporate franchises. Gen Z is saving modern cinema from the "cinematic universe" machine.

Making friends in your 20s is HARD. What defines a "friend" vs an acquaintance. Where to find friends and socialize in Los Angeles, conversation starters, working up to the second hangout. You have to be a villager if you want a Village.

Spoilers for Oh, Hi! (2025) and Obsession (2026).

Recapping a weird first date experience. Horror movies are now exposing that the self proclaimed "Nice Guys" are the real villains in the 2026 dating scene. The girls are waking up and realizing that men don't usually mean it when they say they want a strong woman. In summer 2026 we are dating INTENTIONALLY because casual sex isn't the problem, dishonesty is.

Guest Starring Noah Bartels

Everyone's coming out of break up season ready to go OUTSIDE. 6 rules to follow to optimize the vibes this summer and to not fumble your summer romance. Noah's hot takes on dating, getting revenge on an ex and getting over being "dickmatized".

Spoilers for The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2026).

The Devil Wears Prada 2 is a perfect sequel. How they pay homage to the original. Breaking down the films commentary on Art vs. AI and the entertainment media industry.

Beating the dead horse. Cheating has been normalized in the mainstream and it's weird as fuck.

Full Recap of the Coachella weekend 2 experience. Discussing VIP Access, celebrity drama and rave culture.

Spoilers for Project Hail Mary (2026), The Drama (2026), Forbidden Fruits (2026), Super Mario Galaxy (2026), Michael (2026), The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2026).

Going to the movies is so much more fun alone. Recapping every movie I've seen in theaters this month minus Ready or Not: Here I Come (2026) but we'll get to that. Movies to catch in theaters vs ones you can sit out. Teasing next weeks Coachella recap.