CEO of Optus, Kelly Bayer Rosmarin, has resigned to spend more time with her burner phones. In the meantime, Charles and Dom talk about how India lost the cricket world cup due to out-woking Australia - as will soon be reported by SkyNews. You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report.

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Optus's CEO Outage

Are you sick of news you can trust? For over 200 years, The Chaser has been the world's leading source of news you can't trust. The Chaser Report offers a satirical look at Australian and world news and culture, along with occasional confessions of parenting and business failures, the latter often involving an amusingly large number of unsold avocado pool toys. The show is hosted each day by two of the satirical comedy group’s co-founders, Charles Firth and Dom Knight, along with occasional cameos from more talented, less available Chaser colleagues. 
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Charles and Dom deep dive into a preview ahead of tonights Federal Budget. You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report.

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Budget Preview: Hypothetical Submarines for All!

Charles is taking his live show to Edinburgh, and Dom tries and fails to contain his jealousy. Plus, we reveal how to make a $weet fortune in kickbacks, as pioneered by some Commonwealth Bank employees recently. You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report.

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Charles is now a Global Wanker(nomics expert)

In yet another outlandish and implausible claim, Charles claims scientists have figured out how to use Bluetooth beyond the Earth’s atmosphere. Having used Bluetooth within the Earth’s atmosphere, Dom is sceptical. But if it works, what else could we use Space Bluetooth (tm) for? You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report.

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Charles reckons you can use Bluetooth in space!

The Chaser has been pretty critical of Qantas since the earliest days of our newspaper – and recently we sold lots of highly satirical QANTARSE merchandise. The recent settlement Qantas has made with the ACCC in response to its recent practice of selling tickets on flights it had already cancelled is certainly worthy of considerable scepticism from Australia's premier corporate critics, Charles and Dom.
Alternatively, we'd be very happy to brainstorm ways in which the airline could fix its image problems – over champagne in the Chairman's Lounge. Your move, Qantas! You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report.

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We're criticising Qantas until they let us into the Chairman's Lounge

Today Charles and Dom explore a modern love story for the ages – very different ages, namely those of 81-year-old billionaire investor Robert Whyte and 38 year old fashion marketer Alessandra Eddy. As well as eternal bliss, could they have unlocked the secret to solving the housing affordability crisis? You can lose the ads and get more content! Become a Chaser Report VIP member at http://apple.co/thechaser OR https://plus.acast.com/s/the-chaser-report.

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Optus's CEO Outage

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