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The Howling Man AKA Wait, is narrow face Peter Pan The Devil or what?

Follows a man named David Ellington as he blacks out on the floor twice as a guest at a castle in Europe.

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//Closing the Show//

Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up AKA Who the fuck walked outta Tracy's lake?

Is a Clue board game style murder mystery episode about a Diner, and somebody in there possibly being a secret alien.

Information comes from the first 100 pages of Christopher Lee’s Autobiography, “Tall, Dark, and Gruesome.”

Forgot to emphasize how much he got his ass beat by teachers as a boy for disciplinary reasons. "There was the Black Book," where misdeeds were recorded and canceled out with the cane at the end of the week."

Also on the back on some positive medical news, we went no notes allowed while recording for this.

The character Fortunato, who gets buried alive by the narrator, represents a person the author knew in real life.  The guy beat Poe up in the street the year prior over an argument about a girl's brother and wanting a gun.

These things swim around self hypnotized all day but I can't prove it. Hammerhead Sharks are discussed in detail.

Our remaining 4 pack of players get, shot, hung, drowned, and head crushed by a large white marble bear clock, then a short musical interlude, then we figure out what went on out there.

We recap our first three ghosts from part 1, then narrow the field from 7 down to 4 with help from an axe, hypodermic syringe, and revolver.

Curl up with your feet on the couch and a box of Laura's Fudge at the beach, it's world's best selling murder mystery book time.  

After using them as cover last week, a debt is paid as the Scorp facts runneth over in this nat geo departure.

The title of this episode is a decoy. 

This episode is not about Scorpions. 

The actual episode is about what I leaned about how to travel to Europe with your girlfriend in your mid 20’s. 

I have a good friend who’s a little younger than me and is going to Italy to meet his girl’s family soon, so I made him a travel guide with what I learned from doing a similar thing in my 20’s with this episode. 

I used a decoy title because if I named the episode about what it is actually about, his girl may see it and I want him to take full credit if he actually uses any of the ideas on his trip if he wants to.

Pack up your folders and put on your construction paper tri-corner hats, it’s time for the American Revolution!

In this episode we take a look at how the relationship between the American Colonies and the British Empire broke up. Even though they both really really liked certain parts of each other’s personalities, it was just tough to make it work after a certain amount of time.