Orange Chips Podcast

Today we learn that sometimes we need jobsworths and that Americans don’t get ABSOLUTELY everything wrong.

Our new "African News" section is good this week so listen out for that.

We also have a tip for being healthy with bacon sandwiches.

The Burglary in Bangkok story is getting mental and we stumble across yet another scam.

Don’t get too excited though, there is a lot of rubbish in there too (there’s not really. That’s just a sales technique so you’re pleasantly surprised when you listen).

So listen.

"War is bad but if someone starts one you can’t just let ‘em have ya.” - Winston Churchill.

This episode is probably better than Shakespeare if you ask Alex. If that doesn't get you up for it then our impromptu poetry definitely will.

Good news: No dogs this week.

Bad news: Alex's Google home thingy-ma-jig interrupts, what is otherwise, a seamless podcast.

Be sure to listen out for that and don’t say we don’t spoil ya. Oh, and we talk about a scam even we'd be proud of.

All in all a good solid effort this week. Tune in.

Now we’re usually random but here we’ve taken random nonsense to a whole new level…enjoy. You’ll discover that we do have a sensitive side, especially for cutlery and underwear. And if that isn’t enough to whet your appetite then I don’t know what is.

Oh yeah I do, the next installment of a burglary in Bangkok. Be there or be square

You can now watch us on actual video. Mad. Head over to our YouTube channel if you're into that sort of thing. Or if you want to keep it Old School then just stay tuned on here.

Plenty of weird news, as usual, an alternative story of how the universe was created, a new comedy game, and the general rubbish that you have come to expect from this show.

Listen!

Whales are the topic of the day. They’re really big right now.

After our false start (professional as always) find out what we’d do if we witnessed a real burglary In our new dungeons and dragons style story. And a little more where that came from.

If there's one thing our listeners can't complain about, it's getting enough news. We've got western news, far east news, shit news, spider news; you name it, we've got it.

OCP is also the only podcast (that we know of) that has a dedicated section for scamming people. So tune in just for that.

Some off-the-cuff marketing ideas from Todd, and Alex discusses his thoughts on how versatile the word "badger" is.

You down with OCP? (Yeah you know me)

We are officially no longer teenagers!

Shout out to our teachers who said we would never achieve anything; what do you call this?

A quick recap for those at the back:

• Don't bring your BMW to Birmingham
• Rugby fans aren't all they seem to be
• China's lost its head (again)
• We talk about the world's hypocrisy with gingers
• Discuss the naked baby in the swimming pool issue

And plenty more where that came from next week.

Above-average episode. Not that that is saying much but thought I would mention it.

Topics of conversation include:

• Terrorist fashion (as can be seen from the title)
• Tom Cruise gobbling curries
• Eel facts (actually a good one this week)
• More rubbish news but that's not really our fault

Just listen to it anyway, I'm not going to sit here and beg you to, you know. If you want to listen then please do. Enjoy it. If you have no interest in it then stop wasting my time. Just leave it and go and listen to one of those polished podcasts like on the BBC or something.

Tomorrow is Todd's birthday and he is buzzing. (Also partly as I told him to start acting more enthusiastic on the podcast)

I talk about my trip to London, which was rubbish, and we somehow end up back onto the usual coarse topics...

A cheeky little scam to get free peas from ASDA as well as a money-making scheme for old coins.

And of course the next chapter of the story featuring Tyson Fury and Eddie Hearn

A few things we realised this week:

• An ant would be a rubbish pokemon
• Transphobia is a fear of transport
• India is the worst nation per person at sport

If that wasn't enough to whet your appetite, Ronald McDonald makes a guest appearance (mad). We guarantee no other podcast has all of THAT this week... And more. And more.

Just listen.

Please.

Please listen.

Although if you haven't listened to any of our other episodes then listen to those first to catch up and also bump up our download statistics. It should only take approximately half a day.

Nice one.