Orange Chips Podcast

A lot of emails and news this week but they're the best bits innit?

• Is it wrong to listen to R Kelly?
• Is it okay to put cows in the matrix?
• Is it rude to call people without asking?
• Is Todd a bitcoin whale?
• What is the definition of madness?
• Is parkour a good hobby for the elderly?

We're just asking questions.

Christmas and new year are now over and we are left with the monotony of January, statistically the most depressing month of the year. But fear not, you have the Orange Chips Podcast to remind you of these facts.

We discuss why Thai wrapping paper is rubbish, what celebrities really think of Jeff Bezos and why Japan is giving away Gorilla Poo oranges for free.

Alex comes up with a nice little story about a naughty boy with a huge magic hammer and Todd tells us about the time he boiled an egg for 40 minutes.

Mad episode really.

Alex regrets letting a little old lady into the pharmacy before him. We discuss the ice-cream man turf war in Wolverhampton in the 80s after learning about the latest ice-cream man funeral.

Serious topic: how do you protect little kiddies from online trolls who claim that Santa isn't real? We discuss.

We also warn you of the dangers of going to see a blabbermouth dominatrix.

Some classic Far East news, talk of robot world domination, and rappers who go soft in their old age.

All in all a cracking little episode really.

Enjoy.

Hope you enjoy this moderately Christmas-themed podcast containing the usual nonsense you have come to expect from this podcast.

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Why does Crazy Frog have a nob but long Kong doesn’t?

Why are countdown prizes so s#!t?

Why don’t teachers use those whistle things that only the kids can hear?

As you can see we get pretty deep this time so only tune in you are prepared to engage your brain.

This is more Donny Darko than Rocky….

And what’s wrong with marrying animalsThey’ve got souls too!

Doofer, Flicker, Mote, and Thingymajig were all popular answers.

We find out how many sugars Todd has in his Lucozade, that Alex can outsmart a Raven, and whose Mom is the best.

Disclaimer: Yet another section has been cut out after Todd decided to go off on a controversial tangent but don't let that ruin things for you,

Press play and enjoy.

If you like cowboys and complaining then you will definitely love this episode.

If you're not a fan of cowboys and complaining then you will probably like it anyway, so still listen.

Alex opens and closes Pandora's box when Todd loses his head whilst discussing "woke" culture and we learn some valuable lessons from the innocence of youth.

We discuss how bloody ungrateful animals are but also how to use them to make money.

Swings and roundabouts and all that.

Alex feels as rough as a badger's arse and todd feels permanently tired so stay tuned for an action-packed, jam-packed amazing show for you this week.

Most of the podcast is taken up by us moaning about how much we hate British trains.

Yeah.

• Guy Fawkes grassing up Nobby Butler
• Japanese hospitals with dirty water
• Robots watching adult videos in the Metaverse
• Should pantomimes be canceled?

Have a listen.

But of a mish-mash from the past couple of weeks. (Todd's microphone didn't record the last two episodes properly... again).

Heads up - we don’t like Marvel or DC 😱 (shut up they’re rubbish).

More importantly, are bars of soap a thing of the past?

And does Newcastle United's new part own Amanda Staveley look like a supervillain?

Oh and don’t listen if you’re a fan of puppet shows. We think they’re rubbish too.