The cervix is where Lucia—and many other women, including me—have found God. 

God doesn’t hang out in the clitoris. Nah. The clitoris is for girls, amateurs and sexually inexperienced and underf**ked so-called sex experts and doctors. It’s child’s play. 

Women f*ck in the vagina, and orgasm via the cervix. This is the zone of self-mastery and god-realization. 

People often ask me if they need to be partnered to go on this journey of sensual exploration. 

Absolutely not.

In fact, being single—unless you have a very switched on and connected partner—will get you there faster because you aren’t negotiating and adapting to another person’s energy and karma, especially if they have resistance. 

In today’s episode, the epically well-f**ked—and single—Lucia shares her journey on finding God in her cervical orgasms and using them to alchemize, heal and fall in love with herself. 

My Vaginal Kung Fu Salon is open for registration NOW and it closes January 31st. In this 10-week online salon, you’ll become a maestro of all things vaginal and sexual. 

You’ll learn: 

• My step-by-step guided vaginal weight lifting routine to de-numb and activate your vagina so you can make the transition from clit-aholic to cervical orgasm superstar 
• Yoni massage to resensitize your vagina 
• Breast massage techniques to tone, lift and enlarge the breasts 
• How to make menstruation and menopause the energizing and rejuvenating portals they were meant to be  
• How to transform and alchemize your sexual energy to heal yourself and tap into your creative genius 
• Natural birth control and detoxing off The Pill
• And how to give a vaginal handjob  

Signup at Vaginal Kung Fu. 

Your pro-creative sexual energy and your orgasms are the key to shaping your world. In Anami Land, we’re all about CONSCIOUSLY using this energy to grow and heal and create our lives.

We see people heal their reproductive issues—everything from PMS and difficult periods to ovarian cysts in women and erectile dysfunction and "beta male syndrome" in men to weight loss in both sexes—and they find they can work through much deeper psychological and spiritual themes ranging from sexual abuse to depression. 

Your sexual energy and sexual self become the way and the truth. 

In today’s episode we’re speaking with Jenna. 

She’s an alumni of my Vaginal Kung Fu Salon and has had some epic experiences with her psychedelic oracle vagina that has been the pathway for her most profound healing, transformation and of course, life-changing orgasms. In this episode: 

- Growing into and owning a woman's body
- Yoni gazing and the psychedelic portal opening 
- Releasing trapped memories in the vagina with the jade egg 
- When it's time to go: leaving a relationship that no longer supports growth 
- Solo and multi-orgasmic 
- Well-f**ked weight loss 
- Breast size changing 
- Healing abortion residue 

• (06:45) - Intro and background story. Puberty to discovering sexual self and shame.

This is your step-by-step guide to learn to harness all of the creative, orgasmic and healing potential of your vagina.
 
All of the practices Jenna talks about for cultivating her feminine energy and awakening her vagina to be the ultimate truth-teller and divining rod are what we do in Vaginal Kung Fu. 

From the jade egg vaginal workouts, to the breast massage routines, self-pleasuring practices and vaginal reconnaissance, it’s all here. 

Plus, all of my quantum techniques for you to clear blockages, dive into sexual shadow work, reset your nervous system from the deepest possible level and and clear the channel so your vagina can function as your ultimate GPS in your life. 

And of course, orgasm giver. 

All this and more in Vaginal Kung Fu.

To check out my free video series “Magnetize Men, Money and Miracles with Your Vagina” and to be notified of when we open the doors for registration, go to Vaginal Kung Fu. 

And you too, can have a super magnetic, gushing, lubricating, ejaculating, self-healing, creative-genius producing vagina! 

This is a question I get asked ALL THE TIME. 

In the allopathic world, the dominant narrative is that women MUST be hormonally medicated from puberty until death. 

Women are waking up to the idea that *maybe* this isn’t true. 

I am going to make a definitive statement here: 

Menopause is a scam. 

It doesn’t even exist in other cultures. They don’t even have a word for it.

In today’s episode: 

• The manufacturing of menopause—and the exact date on which it was “created” 
• Who bankrolled the menopause agenda? 
• Rigging “studies” to show favourable outcomes on HRT 
• The six root causes of “menopause” symptoms 
• How to be rid of any menopausal issues with NO hormones or medication 
• The spiritual portal of menopause: its true purpose
• Is menopause really meant to be a giant f*ck fest with women wetter and with higher libidos than ever? 

My Vaginal Kung Fu Salon program opens in two weeks!

In my legendary 10-week online salon, you will learn to master all things vaginal and sexual. Including and especially:

• How to live an HRT-free life and be wetter and more libidinous than ever.
• How to supercharge your pussy with a jade egg vaginal weight lifting practice.
• Self-pleasuring and yoni massage techniques to de-numb and awaken your vagina
• How to clear decades-old sexual blocks that prevent your from expressing your true sexual nature and self
• And much more.

To signup for my free video series, How to Manifest Men, Money and Miracles with Your Vagina AND to be notified with we open the doors to the salon, to to Vaginal Kung Fu.

One of the most common recurring ailments for women in the reproductive realm is yeast infections, BV or bacterial vaginosis and UTIs—urinary tract infections.  Where do they come from? Is there a holistic solution to them? 

In this episode: 

• The root cause of recurring infections 
• The natural remedies for eradicating them permanently 
• The Infection Fairy strikes again 
• Lube is NOT a girl’s best friend 
• The vaginal voice: how to hear it more clearly 
• How to feng shui your yoni 
• 5 qualities of an ATOMIC pussy! 

My legendary Vaginal Kung Fu Salon opens for registration in January. In this 10-week online program, you’ll become a maestro of all things vaginal and sexual. 

You’ll learn: 

• My step-by-step guided vaginal weight lifting routine with the jade yoni egg 
• Yoni massage to de-numb and activate your vagina 
• Quantum techniques to clear your blocks and illuminate your sexual shadow
• Breast massage techniques to tone, lift and enlarge the breasts 
• How to make menstruation and menopause the energizing and rejuvenating portals they were meant to be  
• How to give a vaginal handjob 
• How to use your sexual energy to heal yourself, including my sex position mood guide. 

To be notified of when the salon opens and also receive my free series “How to Manifest Men, Money and Miracles with Your Vagina”, go to Vaginal Kung Fu. 

What am I most famous for? 

Lifting a surfboard at Venice Beach, a chandelier in Piazza san Marco in Venice and a piece of the Berlin Wall. At the Berlin Wall. 

With my vagina. 

A lot of you have heard of me because… my vagina precedes me. It travels around the world, surfing, sunning, orgasming. And lifting objects indigenous to various regions. All to showcase just what vaginas can do. 

It’s my assertion that the NORMAL healthy baseline for EVERY vagina is to be able to have multiple orgasms on demand, ejaculate across the room, have a ravenous libido, shoot ping pong balls and lift household furniture. 

Yes. This is NORMAL. EVERY vagina can. 

In this episode: 

• Eliminating 20 years of urinary incontinence in one week 
• Why are 60% of American women incontinent? 
• Why Kegels DON’T work and what does 
• Why are so many women deathly afraid of trampolines? 
• Numb vagina = low libido 
• Vaginal orgasms come easily with a strong vagina 
• Powerful vaginas ejaculate across the room 
• The number one physical reason for lack of lubrication 
• Every woman can shoot vaginal ping pong balls. I guarantee it.

In my work as a sexologist and a holistic sex and relationship coach—indeed, as the pioneer of the genre—I’m always coming across serious myths and misinformation online about all things sexual. 

Some of it is truly shocking! 

Not only is this information totally wrong, but I’d venture to say that many of these concepts and their attendant so-called “remedies” are massive scams. 

We have an epidemic of snake oil sellers these days. 

Join me in today’s episode as we unmask some dark corners of the internet and unveil some of the true criminals and purveyors of sex hoaxes out there.

I’ve had some of the best sex of my life during my period. What makes this psychedelic portal so sexy and sacred to share with a partner? 

In this episode: 

• 7 reasons why period sex is THE BEST
• Are women more ravenous during their periods? 
• It’s psychedelic, baby! 
• Cervical portals and inter-dimensional travel
• Masculine warriors and blood 
• The male/female sexual quid pro quo 
• I can’t stand it when he showers 
• Taboo-smashing for the win 

No Nut November: A worthy pursuit? 

We discuss: 

• Semen retention 
• NoFap 
• Orgasm without ejaculation 
• The remedy for “blue balls” 
• To porn or not to porn 
• Running marathons—and even ultramarathons—after sex, giving a whole new twist on “Have LOTS of sex before the big game” 

If you want to dive deeper into the whole Orgasm without Ejaculation topic, also check these episodes where I interview a Well-F**ked All Star who mastered the technique: 

Semen Retention: What’s All the Fuss? Season 6, Episode 25 

All Men Can Orgasm without Ejaculation: Season 4, Episode 28 

And of course, check out Anthony’s episode:

Marathon Man, Marathon Cock: Season  5, Episode 26

And of course, I deliver the goods on how to DO this in my Sexual Mastery for Men Salon and in the Coming Together for Couples Salon.

You can find my full salon programme here. You can signup for free video series and get on the waitlist to be notified of when we open each of these salons again.

Who's yo daddy?? 

“Oh no! Some old men won’t let me use my uterus the way I want to!” 

Every few years, this issue becomes a hot topic, and people get their panties in a bunch. 

Why on earth did you give your reproductive power to a bunch of old men? And to be fair, some women too. 

It always floors me to hear so-called feminists and “women’s rights activists” who claim to be all about women’s empowerment, lament how they have no power.  Because they’ve given it all away. 

There is another approach. 

You can maintain your reproductive sovereignty and control over your own body.  Let’s discuss: 

• The illusion that someone else controls your body 
• The constant in-doctor-nation telling women they need someone else to tell them what to do 
• What does it look like to be an actual self and sexually empowered woman. 
• Owning and taking responsibility for your reproductive and sexual sovereignty—the opposite of OUTSOURCING it to imaginary authorities.

NOTE: this episode is the audio replay of an Instagram LIVE I did. You can watch the video here. 

Sex can be used as an escape, to make you UNconscious. 
 
Or, it can be used to bring you MORE conscious and elevate you and every part of your life. 

We’re all about orgasmic enlightenment in these parts.  

Sex is alchemy. It’s transformation. 

It’s taking your base parts and fusing them into gold. 

You can use sex to help you to move through challenges and emotional and physical pain.

In this episode: 

• How I f**ked my way out of a brutal breakup 
• Metabolizing stuck energy to lose weight 
• Conscious vs. unconscious sex 
• Science agrees: f**king your pain away is backed by “studies” 
• How I created one of my most signature pieces of work; via my vagina 

Find my step-by-step, Meditate, Masturbate, Create sequence here.