We've rerecorded this as the all computer voice version doesn't sit right with us anymore. There are some minor changes so keep an ear out for them .For completionists, please listen to this between the episodes “the saga of Grutgar and Salonga” and the episode “The Return” for it to make the most sense.Probably worth listening to the "Lace is Ace" episode too.

00.00 Introduction

00:39 Theme Tune

00:55 Brenda's Funeral - The Vicar

03:26 Reading from Egyptian Book of The Dead

04:37 Amazing Grace by Waylon Thornton and the Heavy Hands

05:57 Eulogies

07:57 Final Thoughts

08:39 A Surprise Guest

09:02 Exit Theme

09:11 Credits

 In this episode you heard:

Sassy Clyde as The Vicar

Chris Hartmann as The Verger, who can be found at www.chris-hartmann-vocalart.de

Loretta R as Brenda’s Friend

Dave Koby as Jim Bund

Ged C as The Butcher

and

Barton Beeples Kennedy

All music heard on today’s episode was licensed under a creative commons licence and can be found on freemusicarchive.org. You heard:

The Orks R Dorks episode theme  is Make it Drums by Daedalus. 

The Church Organ is Free Choral Church Organ by Lobo Loco

Amazing Grace performed by  Waylon Thornton and The Heavy Hands

All sound effects were sourced from freesound.org

Finally all will be revealed about the fate of the world and how John Frankie Kennedy plays into it. 

00:00 Pre-Credits (With Guest Stars)

02:03 Theme Tune

02:12 Task 1

03:19 Task 2

04:34 Task 3

06:01 Task 4

07:13 Task 5

07:56 Really? This Guy?

11:45 Credits

12:34 Marvel Style Post Credits

In this episode you heard:

John Frankie Kennedy

Barton Beeples Kennedy

Jeremiah Postlethwaite

Michael Salonga

Nicole from the  Doom Generation Podcast

Eden “The Queer Buccaneer” MW, See them for your Graphic Design Needs EdenMW.com

Erin from the Myth Monsters Podcast 

Cam Sully from the Jacked Up Review Show Podcast 

All sound effects were sourced from freesound.org

You can find all of our past episodes at orksrdorks,podbean.com and we’d love to hear from you. Email is [email protected] and we’re still on twitter @Johnloves40k. 

A (rejected) sketch/audio mash up/whatever for the The Skewer. Which if you've not listened to you should. 

This month we've some bespoke poems from John to get you in the Christmas Mood.

0.00 - 0.28 - Theme Tune and Intro

0.28 - 1.07 - A Visit from Saint Nick

1.07 - 4.14 - The Three Aeldari

4.14 - 4.40 - Closing Comments and Theme Tune

4.40 - 5.20 - Credits

5.20 - 8.06 - Christmas Bonus Features

Due to illness, we've a change from our expected continuation of John and Barton's adventures as we check in on one of our favourite podcasts "Margey's Meaty Moments". So dive in for Recipes, Spielberg's "The Post" and Porcine Poetry.

Barton is finally going to explain to John what's going on, but will the explanation make John's life any easier?

Pre-Credits: 00:00 - 00:38

Credits - 00:38 - 00:47

Book One: Beginnings - 00:47 - 07:05

Book Two: Judgements - 07:05 - 12:17

Theme and Outro - 12:17 - 12:57

Thank you for listening to Orks R Dorks: The Chosen One. In this episode you heard:

John Frankie Kennedy and Barton Beeples Kennedy 2033.

All music heard on today’s episode was licensed under a creative commons licence and can be found on freemusicarchive.org and our theme music is Make it Drums by Daedalus.

All sound effects were sourced from freesound.org

You can find all of our past episodes at orksrdorks,podbean.com and we’d love to hear from you. Email is [email protected] and we’re on twitter @Johnloves40k.

John and Barton are the prisoners of Pope Pius IX (Oh and Ash and Burr are there too in a sack). How are they going to get out of this mess?

The already tenuous links to Warhammer 40k begin to fray even further. 

John Frankie Kennedy and Barton Kennedy were played by themselves

The Creepy Prisoner was played by Lewis Staples

Pope Pius the ninth was played by Stefano Trillini

Ash Routh was unwittingly playing themselves

Our theme tune is Make it Drums by Daedalus, which can be found a freemusicarchive.org

All sound effects and other adverts were found at freesound.org

We’d love to hear from you so please drop us a message on twitter @Johnloves40K or email at [email protected]. We’d also love more people to hear from us so please tell your friends and family to check out the show.

This month Orks R Dorks is heading into space. 

00.00 - 00.20 - Pre-Credits

00.20 - 00.25 - Theme Tune

00.25 - 01.05  - Show Intro

01.05 - 02.14 - Tour of the Ship

02.14 - 03.10 - 19th Century Space Flight

03.10 - 05.01 - Dad Arrives

05.01 - 06.45 - Dad Arrives Again

06.45 - 09.30 - Il Papa

09.30 - 10.20 - End Credits and Theme

Thank you for listening to Orks R Dorks: Apollo 19. In this episode you heard:

John Frankie Kennedy, Barton Beeples Kennedy 2023, Barton Beeples Kennedy 2033 and Pope Pius the 9th

All music heard on today’s episode was licensed under a creative commons licence and can be found on freemusicarchive.org and our theme music is Make it Drums by Daedalus.

All sound effects were sourced from freesound.org

You can find all of our past episodes at orksrdorks,podbean.com and we’d love to hear from you. Email is [email protected] and we’re on twitter @Johnloves40k.

In this episode of Orks R Dorks we have a huge interview with Henry Cavill, well sort of.

Intro: 00.00 to 00:37

The Big Interview: 00:37 to 05.11

JFK touches a Hat 05.11 to 05.13

The Fallout 05:13 to 06:54

Outro and Credits 06:54 to 07:37

Thank you for listening to Orks R Dorks: Man of Lille

John Frankie Kennedy was played by himself

Henri the Rat was played by Cravenborne Jameison

Human Host was played by well we never got a chance to ask him his name before he was carted off

The Magical Kingdom Copper wasn’t called Brian, that was the silent copper off-mic.We did get his badge number though, VKCO 1066

Our Theme tune is Make it Drums by Daedulus, available at freemusicarchive.org

All Sound effects were found at freesound.org

If you’ve enjoyed the show, please tell your friends to check out orksrdorks.podbean.com or email us at [email protected]

John Frankie Kennedy is back from the Orb and he's taking aim at the pretenders to his Orks R Dorks crown.

 In this episode you heard:

Charles Morton as Burr

Corrin Caccioppo as Ash

Eddie O’Keeffe as Doctor Ork, Auks or Dork Host and Colin

Garthy Hornstout as Grutgar, Bildung Brookmeyer and The Police Loud Hailer

John Frankie Kennedy as Himself

Margaret Brown as Agony Aunt Janey and Frunget the investment Ork

Michael Salonga as Orky Mike

Shirley Halse as Kelly,Tiffany, Spongel the chef

All music heard on today’s episode was licensed under a creative commons licence and can be found on freemusicarchive.org

Our theme music is Make it Drums by Daedalus

Orks O.R Dorks Theme music is Faith in Humanity by Audiorezout

Orks Or Dorks Theme is New Game by Kirk Osamayo

The Awks or Dork music is Jerry's Back by Crowander

The music for Orks: Ore Dorks is Ah Tuba Ah Tuba Tuba by Trans Atlantic Rage