Orks R Dorks

Ash and Burr are in therapy, but what does that have to do with Orks R Dorks and the Kennedy Clan? 

Theme: 00:00 to 00:16

"The Return" :  00:16 to 10:29

???????: 10:31 to 12:37

NOTE: This has now been re-recorded as Brenda's Funeral Redux, this time with real people.

A couple of episodes ago Brenda Kennedy died and we have not yet been able to mourn that loss properly.

This audio is the recording of her funeral held at St. Paul and Mark's Church in the parish of Great Horkesley in Colchester.

00:00 - Intro to service

00:05 - Reverend Dunley Whitfield shares their eulogy

01:37 - A reading from the Egyptian book of the dead

02:27 - Amazing Grace (feat. Timbo)byFather Sleep

03:51 - Memories of Brenda's friends

05:11 - Final words and Memorial Silence

05:40 - A Surprise Guest

06:06 - Theme tune and credits

None of the Kennedys were available this month to help with the podcast so instead we've got a taste of what is happening in other parts of the Orkniverse away from the ongoing family drama.

In "The Saga of Grutgar Versus Salonga", Grutgar takes exception to the filth which has been being spread online about him and seeks justice. And maybe finds more than that as he does. 

Featuring Grutgar and Pixley Zook as themselves.

Intro - 0.0 to 0.21

The Saga 0.21 to 11.54

Outro: 11.54 to 12.27

Brenda takes over the show this month with an episode of Lace is Ace.

00:00 - 00:55 - Intro

00:55 - 02:32 - Jokes about Knitters

02:32 - 03.15 - 18th Century French Politics

03:15- 04:43 - All about the Normans

04:43- 07:18 - All About Lace

07:18 - 07:48 - Theme and Credits

07:48 - 08:13 - Post Credits Sequence

The day has come. Frank Johnnie Kennedy will battle Orky Mike for ownership of the orb in which Frank's brother's soul is contained. Who will win? Will John Frankie Kennedy ever be released from the orb?

A very short message about the Queen, we haven't had time to edit this much as this message is from the heart.

We (The Kennedy Clan) have yet to get John out of the Orb but Rishi has been able to extract some audio from the Orb. Its a sad tale so bring a hankie.

The First (And Last?) Proper episode of Eldar Smelldar. 

Timestamps

0 m00s - Theme Tune

0m17s - Intro to the Show

1m09s - Jokes about Space Elves

3m 58s - 20th Century Indian Politics

10m 13s - Learn Your Erogenous Zones with Warhammer 40k

10m 36s - Besmirchment of Sir Salonga - Rebuttal

13m 43s - Who Would Win?

14m 44s - Sexy Ork Corner

16m 02s - End of the Show

Me (Brenda here, John's Mum) and his brother Frank Johnnie Kennedy have edited together the audio from the fateful night when Orky Mike killed our sweet sweet John. Be warned it is a graphic listen.

Intro - 00.00 - 1.08

Press Conference - 1.37 - 12.48

Adverts 12.48 - 14.08

The Fight - 14.08 - 22.01

In Memoriam - 22.01 - 22.59

This months content is:

Theme and Introduction - 0.0-0.34

19th Century US Politics - Campaign Songs - 0.34 to 5.45

Jokes About Orks - 5.45-6.49

Adverts - 6.49 -7.41

Interview with Dr. Henglemeister Van Birbeck - Part 1 - 7.41-12.41

Learn Your Alphabet with Warhammer 40K - D is for...-12.41-13.29

Hidden Costs - 13.29 - 17.15

Interview with Dr. Henglemeister Van Birbeck - Part 2 - 17.15 -22.45

End of the Show - 22.45-24.10