Take a load off! We’re outside today and it’s 5’o’clock somewhere. This is the authentic episode because when it comes to having a blue check mark and meeting your favourite podcasters, authentic and organic is best. Kind of something very iconic about when Bella met Kelly Clarkson is that Kelly Clarkson had a shaved side head. Like a lesbian! Bella hates the phrase “girls, gays, and theys” because she says it’s self-congratulatory. Ivana hates the phrase because Bella says so. Umbrellas as a concept…. Queer. Bella’s not telling you to rate ourpod 5-stars but Ivana is, because it takes NOTHING to give two girls 5-stars. Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick after all. And the Girl Who Left Bella Out Of The Yearbook makes her triumphant return to the pod….

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The list is angry today and the girls are going rogue with this episode. We’re coming to you completely unedited, raw and real and wearing temporary tattoos. First things first, when hot girls wear little glasses, it’s a bit “my culture is not a costume” and Bella can say that because she is legally blind in one eye. Ivana will miss her sister when the grid goes down but Bella won’t be taking Ivana to her homestead. Love Island and Lord of The Rings get equal amount of time. After everything that’s gone on with Julia Fox and Bella this year….. now LESBIAN? Hello. She is so everywhere, she is so Julia. And you know who else is everywhere? Mother Gaia. Bella was worried her sister cyber bullied a strong, non-binary singing group. One day, the girls will receive celebrity treatment of receiving a complimentary bread and cheese plate…. 

We’re back and the girls MISSED laughing with each other. First and foremost, Our Pod does NOT recognize C*nada Day despite the fireworks. Let July 1st be known as National Our Pod Day! It’s a soccer summer and still to Bella to this day, there’s nothing cooler or scarier than a soccer girl. Ivana is ambidextrous for feet. Bella says put a trigger warning before saying stuff like that. An experience at Pride made Bella say, gays are okay after all. And something fucking major happened at the wedding Ivana officiated and it involves Bella Hadid. Gobble, gobble…. We’ll leave it at that.

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We’re visually succinct on one couch... Finally. Bella has gay wrists and Ivana has flappy hands and together, that makes a dynamic duo. The girls don’t really feel impressed by Greek salad in a sandwich. Bella has interviewed two A-list celebrities in the last two days and don’t you think one was flirting with her? Ivana unlocked lots of childhood memories watching Moonstruck and Bella immediately knows which part made her sister sob.  Sometimes it’s good to remember the moon is about love and not just astrology. The Bridgerton buggy finger-blast scene really did it for the girls. And Bella has nothing to say but she just wants to say: Gina Romaine. 

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We might need straight jackets to stop touching the mic stand but the girls are trying to be good for the podcast. Ivana talks about her outfit at the club and why that was meaningful (she was wearing a hat). Bella tells Ivana not to be smug because cute girls think she's Daddy. Lady Gaga and our friend both broke the fourth wall at Chromatica Ball. Ivana knows laughter is the best medicine. Bella only bragged to her sister about being good at sex in the context of when that person called her a bottom (derogatory). The rule is when you do a doctor admin day, you get a BIG chocolate vanilla swirl and when you get your pussy swabbed, a whole focaccia. That’s how it has to be.

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The girls are giggling today. Bella’s dog, Stella,  is here and she’s staring right in Ivana’s eyes. Several minutes of Ivana petting Stella and Bella marvelling at their connection. The girls went thrifting together and they got complimented a LOT. Ivana is strongly petitioning to make Our Pod a Riverdale recap podcast.  SPOILERS AGAIN for the show Ripley which, luckily, no one else is watching, not even Bella anymore. Ivana scares herself and Bella at her photographic memory of Glee. Bella was H’d up BAD for The Idea of You even though sometimes man-woman romcom doesn’t connect with her. The  truest test of intimacy is to pretend you are on American Idol and sing to your lover as if you are fighting for your ticket to Hollywood. And do you think Ivana killed Naya Rivera? Listen and decide for yourself….