This week the whole gang kicks off season three of the show by pitching ideas for some additional content ideas from some unsolved mysteries and true crime from when they used to all hang out at The Porch, cooking competitions and using gaming devices like the Power Glove or the Power Pad.  They also work on an idea of recording a road trip that quickly spins out of control.   Also Banky pitches an idea that Universal hires the group to reboot the entire The Fast & the Furious movie franchise where they use the cars they had from the time they were 16 until they were 21 and have it as a cross over event with a new Police Academy film. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week the fellas go around the table to talk about what's acceptable when it comes to hygiene and housekeeping.  From sharing soap, toothbrushes and the washing machine to how often you should wash sheets and towels to the five-second rule and Sarcastro's car cleanliness now compared to 1999 they learn a little more about each other than they thought they would have after all these years.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week the fellas sit down to talk about their experiences with thrift stores, yard sales and virtual dirt malls as both cusotmer and vendor.  Fatty explains his new weekly tradition of wandering around his local thrift store and the treasures he's found.   This leads to the suggestion that Fatty gather intel on what prices are being put on the stuff Banky's been donating at that store.  Sarcastro recalls how he used to furnish his apartments via thrift stores and the sticker shock that he had when he went to buy new furniture for the first time, plus how his mother-in-law comes in clutch for finding small kitchen appliances and haggling at yard sales.  Meanwhile Corporal tells about the one simple thing to do make a profit when hosting a yard sale. Also Fatty stops at his father's house to get his old action figures one of his favorite toys from his younger years and it goes just about as well as anyone could have expected.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week the fellas discuss their expierences with joining social clubs at firehouses, American Legions, gun clubs (which Sarcastro notes doesn't seem to be a great pairing), and more where the drinks flow for cheap and as Banky notes during his tenor as a bartender at one, the customers can be even cheaper.    Fatty also shares his new obsession with pull tab games at his local firehouse and tells the group about another type of social club that's a bit more upscale but Sarcastro, Commando, and Banky realize that the group would likely put that club out of business with their consumption levels.  Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week Fatty and Banky sit back down with The Boy as he finally watched the 1984 version of Nightmare on Elm Street and the 1982 version of Poltergeist.  To Banky's surprise neither movie rattled The Boy leading both him and Fatty to wonder why they were so scared of these films at his age. The Boy then throws down the gauntlet for the two of them to find something that is truly scary leaving them really scratch their heads at what will really scare and scar him the way horror movies did to them in the 80's so they run through a number of ideas for a future episode of Scarring the Boy.  

This week the fellas trade go around the table to talk about things they've purchased that may have seemed like they were going to be poor choices but turned out to be pretty great choices.    Fatty's knife sharpener has Commando interested which leads to talking about his satisfaction withe the anniversary gift he recieved from his day job.  While Sarcastro was content with his $30 bottle of paint protector for his car, Banky tells how he finally made a purchase that even the Lady Jarvis had to admit was good use of money with his ice maker.   Also Sarcastro tries to convince Commando to buy a new coffee maker that does everything except feeding the dog. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week Commando, Fatty, and Banky sit down to talk about their experiences with the neighbors they've had and the neighbors they themselves have been over the years.  From the good ones that help you jump your car or clear the snow off of your sidewalks to the ones that don't understand boundaries, they cover the bases on 25 years of neighborly and not so neighborly interactions and the unwritten rule of the parking spot. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week Fatty and Banky discuss if it's appropriate to have Fatty's son (aka The Boy) start watching horror movies at ten years old after The Boy says he wants to see the M. Night Shyamalan film, Knock at the Cabin and the recall their experiences with horror movies in their youth from when they started watching them to what really scared them. Fatty decides that he can't start with the newest film until The Boy has seen some of his other films and consults Banky on four M. Night movies he's thinking about watching while they have some father/son time over the weekend.  As a bonus for the show, they sit down with The Boy after the weekend to discuss if he was scared, if he could see the twists coming and if he still wants to see his latest film after a weekend watching the picks his dad came up with.   Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week the fellas contemplate what they would do if they could purchase famed sandwich company Subway, and it goes exactly how you might expect.  From simplifying the menu and making a themed bologna sub (or rather the preferred Pennyslvanian vernacular, hoagie) named after Commando himself to reducing the store to a vending machine that bakes bread on the spot they have plenty of POoRCHoices laid out for their plan for “success”. Also Banky shows his less than impressive math skills and gets called out by Sarcastro for it and Fatty comes up with the new slogan and slight rebranding of the name. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).

This week on the show the fellas talk about the things they experience as they get older.  From changes in what they like to eat or what they can still eat, to injuring themselves sneezing and dental implants, they have no shame in getting honest about their bodies. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).