It's horse racing season and Colonel Brian is betting to win. Despite not knowing much about the scratch sheet, he's winning. Are jockeys midgets or what? Jason's turkey vultures, other protected birds and why they're really just bad for everyone. Fred confesses his gambling losses as Brian continues to explain his betting process. Programs, finger sheets, key bets and wheels. It's all over Jason's head.Fred had a barbeque at work, and the boys find out Fred's station has an actual custodian.

The boys (Jason) have purchased a 12x20 cabin as the new home of Eldorado Studio. It will be located at the top of Pikey Mountain and plans to pay for it include PayPal, begging and maybe Patreon. We appreciate your continued support and really hope you can find a way to assist the show financially. If not, we might all be living in a 12x20 cabin together. In the meantime, PLEASE continue to use the Amazon link at www.eldoradostudio.net!! We thank ya!

Funko Fred welcomes the boys to his dojo in the cul-de-sac as the show is on the move! War versus the Toilet Man continues. After Lodge Jason invents "barnage". Colonel Brian is trying to control the echo by speaking calmly into the microphone and it's weird. Unusual bathroom behavior at work. Toilet man removes the microwave from the break room. Help us keep the show running smoothly and please do all of your amazon shopping by clicking through the amazon link at eldoradostudio.net/ofd.

It's the last episode of Season Five of Out For Delivery, The Number One delivery guy podcast in the world. Who would bring cabbage into work, reheat it, and eat it in front of their coworkers? Jason gets misunderstood at work and freaks out the firecracker. Bruce made a new work friend he never wanted or asked for. Going to work for the boys is a lot like going to kindergarten since they got the new supervisor. We take your angry calls!

Irish Jason hates St. Patrick's Day. Brian receives a telegram style intelligence briefing from a strategically placed asset in the office. In summation, the toilet man is a piece of shit and is crying about not getting "help". Also, the clerks have gone to war with the supervisor. A co-worker put in a fake 2 weeks notice as a stubborn power move, the move backfired and she got fired before she could quit. Idiot.

We are adding words to the Hicktionary at a record pace. The boss has disgustingly long fingernails. Jason's kid broke his arm roller skating, but IT WAS A GOOD FOOD DAY! Colonel Brian has declared WAR on the janitor.Toilet man and his little helper are racists. The Out For Delivery Hicktionary. Brian gets tangled in a giant mess of thorn bushes and gets scratched all to hell. Finally, the boys talk about headphone use while on the job and how that policy extends to salaried personnel as well.

Bowling leagues are firing up and the boys explore options as they climb out of the sick bed and get back into the studio. Jason got new glasses. At what point does your manager tell you to protect yourself against an aggressive psychopath? Wolf Kid brought in horehound "candy". Verdict: It stinks and it tastes like a coat pocket. Colonel dropped his phone in the toilet. Skeeter Ray got punched by a tweaker in a taco place. Eggs are just liquid chickens. Russ called and ends the show with a bang.

Brian and Jason went to see the Kiss tribute band and it was a success. Jason shares his notes from the evening. Fred earns his a-hole merit badge. The boys discuss the crowd at the show. Always a good time. Superfan Jourdan joins the boys in studio. use the amazon link at www.eldoradostudio.net/ofd !!! Thank you!! Fast food with the boys. Mudslides are back! The cold war with the janitor has turned HOT all over again! Splashing dudes in suits with freezing cold rain water while driving. Always funny.

The boys disagree on the subject of volunteering information to the authorities in civil matters while on duty. Brian doesn't call the police AT ALL and he doesn't mind telling everyone about it. And before you know it, everyone reveals they have had trouble with the cops. We IMPLORE you to PLEASE use the amazon link on our website, www.eldoradostudio.net/ofd just click the artwork at the bottom and shop your little ass off. We really appreciate it! Thanks! Skeeter Ray is on FIRE this week!

Funko Fred is still celebrating Christmas as Brian explains all 12 days of it to the boys. Bruce went roller skating for a birthday party and - surprisingly- no one was injured. Jason, not to be outdone, was thrown out of a roller rink in the 1990's. The boss gave a talk about piss jugs. Therapy animals versus service animals. Skeeter Ray returns! More trouble at the Taj Mahal. band! Jason catches the boss listening to Linkin Park.