Carrie is at peak horridness as she makes it clear to Petrovsky that she doesn’t care about his friend Sophie, thank you very much!

Meanwhile Charlotte meets a couple of bitches; Samantha continues to terrorize service industry workers everywhere; and Miranda and Steve makes plans for Brady’s — knock on wood — future.

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