Outrage Factory

What made the internet angry this year?

Derek and Dale spend the episode covering all the bullshit that was 2020. The guys talk about what made them the most angry over the last year. Dale is maddest about the deepening bipartisanship of everybody and this affecting their ability to look at things objectively. Derek is perturbed by the closing of the Canada/USA border and their inability to use rapid testing at airports. Both are upset about the complete farce that was the US election. Dale consulted some Tarot cards to see what the podcast has in store for the coming year. The guys cover their new years resolutions. 

2020 in review:

Jan: -Austrailia fire -Harry & meg gtfo -First USA case of rona in wash -Kobe died -Brexit actually happens

Feb: -Trump impeachment acquitted -Parasite sweeps oscars -Weinstein conviction 

Mar: -Tom hanks gets covid -NBA suspends season -Corona lockdown -Chinese virus bullshit -US/Canadian border shut down

Apr: -Everyone watches tiger king -Boris johnston gets covid -Nova scotia shooting -Pentagon releases videos of UFOs

May: -Post malone nirvana cover -Murder hornets -George floyd

Jun: -BLM protests -Bubba wallace situation -CHAZ

Jul: -Ghislaine -St louis gun couple -Wayfair kid trafficking

Aug: -Hockey comes back -Ellen is mean -WAP -Biden picked kamala

Sep: -RBG dies -Cuties -Florida pandemic idiocy officially announce

Oct: -Social dilemma -Trumps get corona -Tampa bay lightning win stanley cup -Qanon -Hunter biden -Least favorite chris

Nov: -Denmark mink cull -Jordan peterson publisher shit show -Biden wins presidential race

Dec: -Warner brothers releasing movies in 2021 in theatres and streaming simeotaneously -Covid vaccine -Harris Biden get person of the year

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What made the internet angry this week?

Jayme McDonald (Chatterless) joins the podcast this week for our extra christmassy outrage. Jayme did the soundtrack for the Documentary www.dosedmovie.com Dale steps on his talk to bring up once again that he likes Joe Rogan. They guys discuss the issues surrounding Cyberpunk 2077 and of course dick sizes. Dale shares a smart anecdote from the book “Sapiens”. The guys discuss audio books and retaining the information. Jayme and Dale discuss why they are still childless. Dale talks about the the thrill of getting new jogging pants. Dale leaves to check on his internet and Derek interviews Jayme about Dale’s dick. Jayme walks us through his mental health since he was on the podcast in June. Jayme has music coming out Jan. 8 as Chatterless. The guys go meta and talk about podcasting on the podcast

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What made the internet angry this week?

Wesley David Scott also known as Zulu Panda joins the podcast this week. Wesley tells us about his side hustle making custom prayer candles. Vaccines are rolling out and Dale is Temporarily an anti-vaxxer but he doesn’t have to worry because he’s pretty far down the list of who’s getting it. Derek assures him that overall it will mostly be safe. Wesley walks us through what the year has been like without touring. Derek bums everyone out with a bleak rundown of how long it will take to get herd immunity. A santa in Illinois told a 4 year old boy he couldn’t have a nerf gun. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris got person of the year. Politics are still depressing. Wesley has a beautiful Millenium Falcon custom guitar. Hayden Christensen is back playing Darth Vader for the Obi-Wan Kenobi spin off. Disney+ has a shit ton of Star Wars content in the pipe. Wes Anderson tangent. Break Dancing is going to be in the 2024 summer olympics.

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What made the internet angry this week?

Marty Zylstra stops by the podcast. Dale and Marty cover their Dutch ancestry. Do the Dutch have an easier time dealing with death than the west? And might it stem from the Netherlands being occupied by the Natzis during WWII? What happened to everyone from your highschool? Warner Brothers has announced that they will release all their 2021 movies to the theatres and on HBO Max simultaneously and the guys are all in. How could this change the way we watch movies in the future. Both Dale and Marty have been watching a lot of Bond this month. Marty started with the new ones and worked his way backward and Dale started from the beginning and worked his way forward. A monolith appeared in the Utah desert and no-ones knows where it came from. Marty has a record coming out January 15th and it comes with a prayer candle of him. You can listen to some of the songs from the album on spotify because they have been released as singles, Marty go through the process of releasing songs to spotify. Dale still likes Wings better than the Beatles. Evander Kane challenged Jake Paul to a boxing match. The guys run through their respective NHL allegiances. Mark Donnely sang the national anthem at an anti-maskers rally in Vancouver and lost his job as the national anthem singer for the Canucks. Elliot Page has come out as a transgender Male. Marty and Dale close out the show by talking about their favorite Dutch treats.

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What made the internet angry this week?
Dale is joined by Patrick Johnston in his fresh Vancouver Canadians hat. Pat gives us a quick update on where the NHL is in regards to next season. The guys go on a deep movie tangent jumping from 2001: A Space Odyssey to Alien to The Grudge and why movies can’t actually be scary. Van Morrison wrote a song and Eric Clapton recorded it and people are extremely pissed at Clapton because it is an anti lockdown song. Another movie tangent. Pat quickly covers some of the terrible things Clapton has done in the past. Yet another movie tangent. Jordan Peterson has written a follow up to 12 rules for life and Penguin has agreed to publish it much to the dismay of the staff at the publisher. Trump is on his way out of the white house and we at this podcast could not be happier at the thought of not having to talk about him and his dumb antics ever again. The Trump camp released a press photo of him signing paperwork at a comically small table pictured here https://twitter.com/mattblaze/status/1332442077309833217/photo/1

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What made the internet angry this week?

Don Falconer came by to give us some insight one what it’s like to be the General Manager of Food and Beverage at Hotel Belmont. The guys talk mask manners Dan is a lot more polite to people who aren’t wearing a mask than most people in his position would be. The guys solve the problem with COVID testing and that is get a free test with the purchase of a beer. What are hey going to name the new COVID babies generation? 8 Hudson’s Bay stores haven’t aid their rent in 7 months. Overall Dr. Henry has done a good job but Don would like to see her get angry at people constantly making bad decisions. The 10 pm curfew is a mistake because people aren’t going to just go home at that time they’ll just meet up privately. Cooking during the pandemic. We’re all going to be ok it’s just going to suck for a while. Don is outraged about everything but mostly the 10pm curfew. The NHL released a Retro Reverse logo for every team and some of them are amazing and some of them are the Anaheim Ducks. 

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What made the internet angry this week?

Adrian Mack has blessed us with his presence once again. You have to mess your kids up just enough so that they’re interesting and not totally broken and get addicted to crack. Adrian regales us with an old tale from 2016 when he got booed on stage for insulting Biden. Now that Trump is 100% gone can we stop being Biden Apologists? Dale asks Derek and Adrian to explain what’s wrong with Kamala Harris. Adrian brings up the Sirhan Sirhan assassination which he claims didn’t happen as we’ve been told. Dale still loves Joe Rogan. #deletefacebook was trending because Mark Zuckerberg said he would not kick Bannon off the platform for his violent posts. On twitter if searched “loser” it brought up Trump’s profile which is just validating every time Trump complained about the platforms for censoring the right. The guys get fired up about performative liberals. Pertaining to the fictional show the Mandalorian there are calls to cancel baby Yoda for eating the eggs which would end the family line of a character. Should dead celebrities be cancelled, particularly Shawn Connery and John Lennon. We should all watch Zardoz and Exorcist 2: the heretic. The guys get into the weeds on James Bond. Derek’s Halloween costume, a bear onesie, came in the mail to late so he’s embracing it for laying around during COVID.

What made the internet angry this week?

Friend of the podcast Brandee comes back as a guest and brings Candice with her. Whole foods released literature that detailing that employees could not wear poppies as part of their uniform, everyone including Justin Trudeau lambasted them for it. Biden was declared president on the day we recorded and even though problematic he’s a lot better than Trump. How long until Kamala Harris has to step in and take over for Joe Biden? What is No Nut November and can a guy nut 25 times in one day? The guys explain the “woods porn” phenomenon to the ladies. A bunch of movies’ release dates got pushed back because of COVID. Denmark’s mink have COVID and mutating it so they are going to kill all their mink to stop it. Bonny Henry announced tighter restrictions on who people can hangout with and it’s pissing Brandee off. B.C. man who just came back from flat-Earth festival arrested for violating the Quarantine Act

What made the internet angry this week?

In this Halloween episode of the podcast it’s just Dale and Derek without a guest for the first time in almost 30 episodes. A problematic Halloween display in Maple ridge had a dummy being hung in their yard and people got upset. People are not going to put drugs in your kids candy, maybe razorblades but never drugs. Joe Rogan had Alex Jones on his podcast and Derek thinks it was a bad thing because Jones doesn’t deserve a platform and Dale likes it because Jones is entertaining and gets some things right. Joe Biden tweeted he wasn’t going to do a lockdown if he won. The guys agree we should not have another lockdown because it would be devastating to the economy. We can’t not talk about the election this close to November 3rd. Mitchell Miller was drafted by the Arizona Coyotes and was then let go because of his conviction for bullying when he was 14 years old. Kids are gluing vampire fangs to their teeth on tik tok. Elias Pettersson was on Spitting Chicklits and people were butthurt.

What made the internet angry this week?

Emilio returns to the podcast. Chris Pratt made an instagram post telling people to go vote for his movie Onward at the teen choice awards. After this someone on twitter made a post about him being the least favorite Chris in the MCU to which the entire MCU came to his defense because he is apparently by their recollection a good dude.The guys get into how dinosaurs are turned into oil.  A 145 year old church in New Jersey is getting sold to a private owner and since no-one including Dale read the application they’re all scared he’s going to rip down God’s house. Emilio who actually read the application explains what is actually going to happen. NASA announced that they would be announcing something big and scientific to do with the moon on October 26th but since we don’t have the patience to wait till then the guys discuss what they think is happening with the moon. Spoiler alert it’s a conspiracy theory. Jeffrey Toobin gets suspended from the New Yorker for jerking off during a Zoom meeting and he says it was an accident but we think he was just using the danger and naughtiness of the situation to help himself get off.