Outrage Factory

What made the internet angry this week?

In Derek’s absence Dale is joined by Illustrious Man about town Tex. The guys start with whiskey shots which Dale knows little about. Covid gave Tex a chance to catch up with old friends and do a ridiculous amount of pushups. Dale’s weekly Walkgust update is 61.5 km for teh first week of August. Tex covers what it’s like working in a seniors home over Covid. Young people ruin everything. Tex made some drunken music videos with His friend Will and you can see them here https://bit.ly/2DRqG3A and https://bit.ly/3fIkisR. Covid has been warping time. What food will be available if the supply lines fail. The second whiskey shot is not as smooth as the first. Get your very own Outrage Factory Mug here https://rdbl.co/2DIAAF5. NASA is renaming the Eskimo Nebula to it’s original science name NGC 2392. Apparently the US government has crafts that originate not from this earth. The Beirut explosion was just a stockpile of explosive material that they knew about the whole time. The sexual escapades of an old folks, an 80 year old hero and the mind melting concept of having a daytime girlfriend and a nighttime girlfriend. A guy has a dick growing out of his arm.Ryan Reynolds had a plantation wedding in 2012 but you can still get one today. Some guy drove from Alaska to Banff for a booty call. Check out Tex’s instagram @whiskeytexassfoxtrot.

What made the internet angry this week? 

Kynan joins Dale because Derek is still mangled with his back problems but Derek does make an appearance in the Live feed chat. Kynan doesn’t know who Alyssa Milano is so Dale explains it and recommends everyone watch “Teen Steam” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqPiSin-3rg) Milano is getting lash back for criticising The Joe Rogan Experience. We spend a couple minutes this episode talking about past episode 129 guest Emilio. Hockey is back and even though we should be paying all our attention to beating covid it’s nice to have a distraction. Dale’s hot take is he likes it without fans. Baseball is also back. Masks are actually pretty badass. The commonwealth is confusing and knighthood is also confusing. Kynan doesn’t use his twitter anymore but his old vines are still there. Trump wants to ban tik tok which is fine because it’s lame and we’re old. Dale hates Billie Eilish. Could deforestation have bean a cause of covid? We could help deforestation by eating shitty chickens instead of cute cows. The Canadian COVID alert app has launched but it won’t work because noone is going to download it and be honest. Kynan shares what it’s like working in a bar during COVID. Strip clubs are disgusting and barely handleable before COVID now there much worse. There’s a rumour that the Penthouse strip club was doing renovations and found a million dollars in the wall. 

Lightning Round:

• Ellen is taking heat for her show being a toxic environment even though she wasn’t the one responsible
• Boris Johnson says people are in danger from COVID if they’re overweight
• Horgan told people coming from alberta and getting flack for their plates to take the bus
• Canadian Navy is getting rid of the name “seaman” in favour of a gender neutral term
• Washington Redskins and Edmonton Eskimos are changing their name

What made the internet angry this week? 
The International Sensual Sensation Dominique Fricot serenades Dale into the podcast. The guys explain when and why they gave up on skateboarding. The Ball Tingle Response explained. Dale and Dominique are not thrillseekers but reason out what could possibly be going on with people who are. Dale explains how he had a little bit of COVID-19 FOMO and Dominique walks us through what it was like getting a CERB check in Berlin. The young people are no longer respecting COVID social distancing and they’re getting together to party. The guys talk about how they don’t have the stamina to deal with groups of people post COVID. The guys theorize what lockdown would have been like in thei childhood and further into the past. The trepidation at the thought of using a Glory Hole. Dominique explains Dark rooms. Going to a party sober. Are Glory holes good for women? Dale gets to be a professional dancer in Dominique’s new music video.
Lightning Round:
- Jeremy Roenick claims he was discriminated against for being straight
- Summerland mayor cuts up confederate flag bandanas outside of store
- Trump has done a 180 on wearing masks

What made the internet angry this week? 

Derek’s back is still messed up so Emilio Chagolla joins Dale this week. Emilio wastes no time getting into the graphic details of his military service with the story of sticking a 9inch needle in his heart after he got hit with a chlorine bomb. Then Emilio talks about how he got a giant scar on the side of his face from a car bomb. If Emilio can wear a full head to toe chemical suit in the middle of Iraq where it’s 130f (54c) degrees at noon we’re pretty sure you’re going to be alright with a piece of cloth over your face. What it’s like to run a strip club in the USA. Trump posing with Goya beans and the Hispanic Prosperity Initiative.

Lightning Round:

• World of Warcraft no longer making you pay 15$ for gender change.
• Everything is Cake. 
• Capital punishment is back in the USA. 
• Air BnB adds a donate button
• Nick Cannon get’s fired from CBS/Viacom Shit Cannoned

What made the internet angry this week? 

Patrick Johnston, the sports writer for The Vancouver Sun, joins Dale and Derek this week. Derek is back after getting married which we had watched on zoom. Zack Kassian posed for a selfie with a Hells Angel in which he wasn’t social distancing and on the eve of going into the Oilers’ training camp. DeSean Jackson posted a quote attributed to Hitler on his instagram feed. Various NHL teams have had trouble with COVID19, whether it’s outbreaks or players being spotted at nightclubs so how likely is it that we actually get to see the season finished? Patrick enlightens us on why the NHL ultimately went with Edmonton over Vancouver for a bubble city. The guys discuss what it’s going to be like for the players when the NHL starts up again in August. Will the NFL and MLB be able to have a season this year? 

Since we talked about sports for an hour we decided to have a lightning round with other outrage from the past week. Spanish Municipal councilman zooms himself showering. Kanye for president? Who’s more conservative Calgary, AB or Salmon Arm, BC. India banned Tik Tok. Stores are boycotting products made from the coconuts picked by monkeys. There are allegations that Wayfair is involved in child trafficking. People are going to COVID parties and it isn’t turning out very well. 

All this and more on the worlds most extensive bubble podcast.

What made the internet angry this week? 

This week Dale is joined by Geoff Gauthier who has been missing from twitter for over a year. Dale explains why he likes saying “fudge” as a curse word. Geoff tells Dale about his decision to leave twitter and they go off on numerous tangents including how ramadan can affect your performance at ball hockey. Geoff shows Dale his tattoos and the guys talk about how much they hurt. Although the St. Louis couple might not have broken any laws pointing guns at people they were acting both very rude and very irresponsible. Cancel culture is wrong for many reasons and now that the conservative right has started to do it the people most likely to suffer are the lower class workers. Everyone should be developing their own opinions on outrage topics and it is easier to be negative about things instead of attaching yourself to having a positive opinion. Stay out of the comments. The swastika pizza prophecy that Aziz Ansari foretold has come true. Dale shares an anecdote about how dangerous kids used to live.

All this and much more on the worlds highest pain tolerance podcast.

What made the internet angry this week? 

This week Dale and Derek are joined by Brandee. Dale capitalizes on the fact that this is the first time he has recorded a podcast with a women to make things extremely uncomfortable by talking about vaginas. Working from home or living at work? Chris Delia is a pervert and we’re still waiting for anyone to be surprised. Men who go into comedy are usually broken. Brandee talks about what it’s like to get dick picks. Not wearing a face mask has become a hill to die on for people and they completely losing their shit because they are dumb. Get your Outrage Factory masks here: https://www.redbubble.com/i/mask/Outrage-Factory-Tiger-Logo-by-Dalebot/49661850.9G0D8

There are pictures of Derek wearing a cheerleading outfit floating around and Dale wants to make podcast swag featuring the image. Dale outlines his conspiracy theory Involving Trump, Epstein and the Clintons no one is impressed. Lets talk about New World Order part 2. We coin the term Boris Johnson effect. The not having children is a privilege guy just seems like he’s not happy with his life choices.

All this and more on the world’s highest authority on wearing masks.

What made the internet angry this week? 

Tyler Orton and Cam Smith from Subspace Transmissions (http://www.subspacepod.com/) are this weeks guests. Derek's life is still too busy and he couldn’t record so Dale took the chance to talk some delicious Star Trek with Tyler  and Cam. More precisely the upcoming animated Star Trek: Lower Decks. Everyone weighs in with their impressions of Series one of Star Trek: Picard. Quaker Oats is getting rid of the logo and name for Aunt Gemima products which have a very racist history and the guys agree it should just go away. Then there are tangents about candy and toys from their guys' childhoods. Boston Dynamics is selling a version of their robot dog and it really doesn’t serve any purpose. Wearing a mask vs not wearing a mask has turned into the controversial topic many are willing to make their ‘hill to die on’. Dale calls Superman bland and takes shit for it. The guys talk about their last movie theatre going experiences and Dale shares he is still too traumatized from smelly feet to go back to the theatre anytime soon. Some very current Pushing Tin talk. What character in the Avengers movie series would best be played by Rodney Dangerfield. West Virginia wants to replace confederate statues with Mothman statues which is on first glance baffling but further exploring has us believing that Cryptids would be a wonderful replacement for the old statues. Dale is upset the Zeller's diners went away but Cam and Tyler not so much. 
All this and more on the world’s highest authority on movie theatres.

What made the internet angry this week? 

Jayme McDonald, host of Intergalactic Interviews, joins Dale and Derek on the podcast. Jayme created the score for the documentary Dosed. What if the world ends and all that’s left is the twitter bots fighting each other. Capital Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ) in Seattle: worst case scenario could become a rallying point for conservatives to make an example of the overreaching BLM protests but best case scenario could show the rest of society the benefits of focusing on local resources and a smaller economy. Contrary to popular belief Texas can’t actually succeed from the union. Instead of calling it defunding the police we should call it demilitarizing the police. What would happen if the USA invaded Canada. Jk Rawlings is in hot water for statements against transgender people. Derek wants Paw Patrol cancelled and doesn’t care why. Nascar bans the Confederate flag and we’re all fans. All this and more on the most pro Tom Hanks podcast in the world.

What made the internet angry this week? Derek sat this episode out because he is old and has a broken body so Dave Breakenridge had to carry the episode. The worldwide groundswell for the George Floyd Protests. What do we do with the police. Could defunding the police be a actual solution? Dale admits his white privilege. Rex murphy shouldn't talk about racism and maybe we shouldn't either. Dale wants to talk more about Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act and Trump's Executive Order to limit it. What should the line for social media responsibilities about posts on their platform be. Trump is trying to class Antifa as a terrorist organization. Dad fashion from the 80's was glorious and we should all try to bring it back. Tiger King was the most important thing in the world two months ago and now no-one cares about Carol Baskins getting Joe's zoo... which is probably for the best. All this and more on the heaviest most adult podcast in the world.