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Talking air conditioners? Nazi reggae artists? CENSORED GIRLS GONE WILD POSTERS?? After Brian quit for good, Malcolm is left with the job of finding his replacement, a task that turns out to be much more challenging than he would’ve expected. At the same time, JB faces his own set of difficulties as he attempts to install the brand new, high tech, talking air conditioner/loudspeaker unit that his dad (and Greenway’s owner) won for the store.
Directly after Brian quits Greenway’s, Malcolm walks to his car with the intention of going home. Little does he know that Calvin is waiting for him in his backseat with a couple hot button questions. Why does Malcolm hate Brian? Why did Brian hate Malcolm? Let’s refresh you all.
One year removed from the death of Luca Schmid, Greenway’s is entering a new era. Malcolm has had enough of everyones shenanigans and vows to institute a change. While all the employees experience the brunt of his wrath, one in specific is getting it more than the rest…it’s Brian, Brian is that person.
SEASON 1 FINALE. You are cordially invited to the wedding of Malcolm Q. Derringer, and his beloved fiancé, Stephanie “Gutta Ball” Plumbus. North Bank is boasting a beautiful spring day and spirits are on high. But wedding planner, Chad, senses that Stephanie isn’t all that she seems. Malcolm and the rest of the gangs lives are going to change forever today. Really…they are.
Malcolm is getting married! The gang ends up at local North Bank gay bar, Zeus’s Backdoor, to celebrate old Derringer’s last night as a single man. Brian thinks he’s a shoe-in to be his best man…but Malcolm has somebody else in mind. Will Brian take that kindly? No, probably not.
ISIS. Calvin (you know, the old guy that’s barely ever heard in the store) shows up and tells the guys that he is starting a North Bank chapter of ISIS. While most, if not all, are against it, one person in particular is quite intrigued by the cause. However, is the group all that it seems? Calvin is a sly, delusional son of a bitch after all.
Greenway’s is having it’s annual meat sale and the place is jamming. Think of Toys R Us on Black Friday times 10…North Bank just loves meat that much. Unfortunately, some issues arise that put a hitch in the already hectic night and Malcolm has to deal with it somehow. Luckily there’s a patch of woods right next to the store that a lot of wild life live in.
It’s that time of the month baby, it’s fruit shipment night! The gang is placing their bets on what fruit Greenway’s is getting in this time around, everybody except JB, he’s a wet blanket. However, the festivities go south when they find out the truck driver crashed his semi into a ditch. But, the night is young, and the guys want to see what fruit is coming. So what do they do? You can probably guess what they do.
For he is here! The disciple of Christ himself, Reverend Smiley is here! Brian invites the one man he no only loves, but respects more than Malcolm Derringer, to the store. While there, Reverend Smiley examines all the employees in their natural state, and decides if they can be forgiven of their sins.
It’s the dead of winter and North Bank has finally gotten hit with a big snow storm. Everybody and everything is snowed in, including the pride of the city, Greenway’s Grocers. Knowing they won’t be dug out till the morning, the gang gets together to pass the time in the best way they know how…yeah, they play spin the bottle.
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