Zan talks about gender fluidity and goes all sciency. Zan says if we allow people to decide which gender they are then we should also allow them to decide what species they are as well. Clint brings up Tarzan as being species fluid. Shawn grew up near a crazy kid lady. Zan says the future will be just like Zootopia. Shawn thinks maybe Disney is writing the future.

Clint joins Shawn and Zan this week! Zan tells some mountain storys. Zan thinks you can get away with a lot of things if you are wearing a diaper. Zan comes up with a business idea called the Wetty Beddy.

Zan is a Social Justice Warrior. Zan says the Hawaiian hula girl culture is now American. Shawn finds dream catchers offensive. Zan went to a non-sexual massage parlor. They had a Buddha head on the floor. Buddha heads freak Zan out.

Zan hates Obama. Zan is no longer a part of the Independent Party of America. He is now unaffiliated. Zan cut himself with a utility knife. The bill for his ER visit and 4 stitches was $4,100 before insurance. Zan works late at night like a stripper.

Zan names his houses. Shawn asks Zan how many kids have been to his houses. Shawn says that Zan's houses look the best right before he sells them.

Zan explains the secret of life. 1. Approach life with enthusiasm and positivity 2. Connect on a human level with everyone you meet 2.5. Be first 3. Lean into it

Shawn and Zan are recording in his new kitchen. Zan tells a story about buying a bathtub for his new house.

Zan asks Shawn what his impression of George W. Bush was when he was in office. Shawn thought that he was a little bit dumb and that he always seemed like he just woke up from a wierd dream. Zan reads a quote from George W. Bush. Zan thinks that since George W. got out of office he has become more likeable. He also thinks that Clinton has gotten more creepy. Shawn and Zan look at some paintings by George W. Bush.

Zan bought a snow blower. It was on his list of man stuff. Zan is all about buying time. Shawn saved tons of time when he got a new car. Zan talks about why kids are stupid.

Zan has Shawn google “Bill Clinton Ivanka Trump.” Zan wonders if wealth make people attractive. Shawn wonders if attractive people become more wealthy. Shawn is a huge pop-tart fan. Zan says that Hillary Clinton is the Eastern Family brand of Pop-Tarts.