Zan tries to predict the US Presidential election. Zan thinks it would be aweseome if Trump put Clinton in jail. Shawn and Zan saw someone who appeared to be blind. The blind guy looked right at Zan. Zan says that Donald Trump has inspired us all to be mavericks. Zan says that Stevie Wonder is faking being blind. Zan plays the video of Stevie Wonder faking being blind.

Zan is living the dream. Zan’s next big thing is painting. He entered a painting into a secret art show. Zan hopes that someone mistakes his painting for one done by a famous person. Zan really wants to be a paid artist. Zan asks Shawn about what he does with his kids art. Shawn takes pictures of his kids art so he doesn’t have to put every picture they make on the fridge. Shawn wishes every store was like Ikea and had a daycare. Shawn helps Zan pronounce Crayon. Shawn’s son corrected him on how to pronounce again.

Shawn and Zan are joined by Clint once again! Zan went on a date. He was thinking about going on a ghost tour. He asked the waitress about the ghost tour. It scared Zan so he did not take his girlfriend on the tour. Shawn is cool with ghosts. He has never seen but believes that they could exist. Shawn and Clint think that he was hustled by the waitress. Zan asks Clint and Shawn if they would do a Oiuji board. Clint had a ghost experience but he didn’t want to talk about it. Zan teaches Shawn and Clint about tuples. Zan is worried that Shawn and Clint are his tuples and he is really alone in his basement.

Clint is back! Clint bought a house and now has a lot of cats. Shawn read a news article that said toxic cat crap is killing seals. Zan says that enough cat crap could kill all humans. Zan has been spooked by animals only a few times. One time there was a wolf in this garage. Turns out it was just a dog. Clint dated a girl who had too many cats. He couldn’t take it. She took him to a hippie music festival. She also had a three legged cat.

Shawn and Zan are recording at work so Zan is very cautious about being heard. Zan asks Shawn about the 90s. Shawn said the 90s were a big time in his life. Shawn went to a lot of concerts and got into music. In the 90s, the number of cd’s someone had was a status symbol. Zan remembers youth sports from the 90s. Zan says that the 90s forshadowed what is happening today. Shawn thinks that the future is VR.

Shawn and Zan talk about Mr. B’s in Ogden. Zan talks about what housewifes are doing right now. Shawn explains what a nutmeg looks like. Zan talks about his homeboy Marco Polo. Shawn tells a story about some iPhones getting stolen in India.

Zan got a text message saying someone wanted to put up a zipline in their backyard. He helped some big football players lift a 48 foot pole into the ground. Zan did not want to ride the zipline he helped put up. Shawn says you can tell the quality of a city or a town based on their telephone poles. Zan explains the idea of the mall to millenials.

Zan has a crazy obsession with airplanes. Zan tells some stories about airplanes. He had a plane when he was young and the instructions told him to put the wing upside down so he crashed it. When Zan was in Thailand he got another model airplane. He scared some water buffalo. Zan thinks wildebeasts are sexy animals. Zan is still flying remote control airplanes. Zan met a young kid named Jackson. He thinks that flying a model airplane would make kidnapping easier.

Zan is a champion. His jelly won at the county fair. Zan explains that jelly is a 100% juice operation. Shawn wants to know what Zan’s next ribbon will be. Shawn says he would be more impressed if Michael Phelps won the high jump than winning another medal swimming. Zan calls out Shawn on thinking that fairs need to have animals. Zan says what about a book fair. Zan talks about conventions. Zan doesn’t want to be the fair guy, but after winning blue ribbons at the county fair, he decided to enter his jelly in the state fair. Zan explains how he scammed the county fair.

89: Sequels are for the Italians Shawn talks about Zan’s local news. Apparently olive oil is good for you, but evil Italians are selling Americans crappy olive oil. Shawn asks Zan how he feels about being ripped off by his own people. Zan says that it is pretty clear on the bottle that it is a scam, Made in Italy. Zan is not surprised that Italians are ripping off Americans. Zan says that we should also not trust Italian leather. Shawn and Zan try to think of ways to get the Italians back.