Shawn’s mom told him to trim his beard to look fashionable. Shawn recently shaved his beard off. It had been 5 years since he had been clean shaven. Clint thinks that he looks like a serial killer when he goes clean shaven. Clint had an experience where he thought he met a serial killer. The serial killer was clean shaven. Zan thinks that there are more steps between being clean shaven and being a serial killer. Shawn doesn’t think so. Shawn thinks there is a straight line between clean shaven and serial killer.

The Watt Machine is back! Zan has some thoughts on last weeks episode. Clint thinks that a cruise would be the perfect honeymoon. Clint’s first kiss was at a mall. He kept his eyes open the whole time. Zan’s first kiss was after he turned 16. He explains what Sweet Sixteen to Shawn. Zan got a car out of being Sweet Sixteen. Zan and Clint didn’t want to hear about Shawn’s first kiss until he told them that she is now a lesbian.

Zan thinks the villain in Rogue One is the best villain ever because he is middle management. Shawn was sitting at the movie theatre for Rogue One waiting for the previews to start and he had an interesting experience.

Shawn doesn't know what a Rick Flair is. Zan's brother Drew just got married. Zan actually had fun at the wedding. But he did get caught unawares at the reception. Zan wanted to get tin cans to put behind his brothers car. He ended up having to buy pineapple to get the cans. Zan brought a duffle bag full of things he thought people might need for the wedding day. Zan gives Shawn some hand warmers because it is so cold in his basement. Zan comes up with an idea for wrapping paper lingerie.

Happy New Year! Zan bought some scratch and sniffs in Idaho. He won $5. He was so excited that the clerk thought he won big. Shawn went to a Mexican restaurant. They always mess up his order. So this time he made it very clear. The waitress the yelled out "He doesn't think I speak english!" Then he asked her for silverware and water. She never brought it to him. Zan had an experience where a Mexican restaurant didn't bring him water or silverware. Zan thinks that maybe Overvalued is getting more popular and we are offending other races.

Merry Christmas! Gift giving stresses Zan out. Zan says that gift cards are bad presents to give. Zan comes up with a business idea where people can buy their own presents but make it look like it is from someone else.

Zan tells Shawn why having the X in Xmas is actually a good thing. Shawn asks Zan how he feels about the saying "Happy Holidays." Zan is selling his house. One of the people who came and looked at his house ripped some panneling off the wall. Zan joked about peeing on a classmates floor in high school. Then he accidentally peed all over it.

Zan has 101 Dalmatians of shows! Zan says there is a Giraffe shortage. Shawn says he would buy a giraffe rug as long as it was humanely acquired. Zan says that whales are the horses of the sea. Shawn went to SeaWorld when he was younger. He saw humans swimming with whales. Zan searches for pictures of people riding giraffes. Shawn thinks about how to recycle cats and dogs. Shawn and Zan talk about the video of the guy who punched a kangaroo to save his dog. Zan won't fight a chimp because they have thumbs.

It is the 100th episode! Shawn and Zan google overvalued.com. Shawn has learned that Italians discriminate the Irish. Shawn and Zan revisit past episodes. Shawn feels like he is part of Gen Y.

Shawn and Zan talk about the Masons. Zan says that the Masons are now all a bunch of comic book guys from the Simpson’s. Zan asks Shawn what present he was most excited for when he was a kid. Shawn says it was the original GameBoy. Zan got a remote control car for Christmas when he was a kid. It was not very good. Zan has a new conspiracy theory about a book called [Paddy Whacked: The Untold Story of the Irish American Gangster][1]. [1]:http://amzn.to/2gMxId8