Zan loves the read between the line moments in the Olympics. Zan tells a story about a Korean guy that went and competed for Russia. The Kenyan olympic team was stuck in Brazil waiting for cheap flights to go back home. Shawn asks Zan how he feels about people from one country participating in the olympics for another country.

Zan could be a winner right now. Zan likes to take people’s identity. He likes to take a little piece of them. Zan wanted to compete at the county fair, but he didn’t want to try and raise an animal. Zan says that Comic Con is a fair masquerading as a convention. Shawn thinks the average jelly maker is an older lady. Zan really wants to beat out an old lady with his jam. Shawn wonders if Zan will be discriminated against because he is a 30 year old man, or if it will give him an unfair advantage because they will feel bad for him as a 30 year old man making jelly. Shawn taste tests Zan’s jelly that he entered into the county fair.

Zan reads Shawn some jokes from his old joke book and wants Shawn to react to them. Shawn hates the wind. Shawn thinks that Switzerland needs to choose a side. Zan wonders if the Matterhorn at Disneyland was made to show how unreliable Switzerland. Zan talks a little about soda jerks.

Zan says that beautiful is Shawn’s thing. Zan reads an old school joke. Then he says that old things are dumb. He says that old things are not cool just because they are old. Zan says dinosaur bones are dumb. Shawn thinks they are awesome. Zan thinks that cave people actually carved intricate lego sets into giant dinosaurs. Shawn asks Zan what else he hates about history. Zan says he loves history, just hates old things. Zan talks about Nestle. He says that if you need anything sterile you should get Nestle milk.

Zan talks about how many Americans have top level secuirity clearance. Zan talks about Aspergers. He worked with a guy who would laugh at really sad stories. Zan says people with aspergers are just a-holes with a made up illness. Zan comes up with a new illness called BDB. He tries to come up with questions to diagnose someone with BDB. Zan tries to diagnose Shawn with ADHD. Shawn answers yes to all of the questions. Shawn wants to get diagnosed with terrets so he can yell swears all the time. Zan found out that if he hits a kid with Aspergers they will stop being weird. The kid would just not know why they got hit. Shawn tells a story about high school and which hall he avoided.

Zan has funny wiggly deals. Shawn wonders if the things he is buying on ebay are going to be abused by the people selling it to him because it was so cheap. Shawn always assumes the worst in most people. Shawn went to McDonald’s for breakfast. He likes the idea of his food not being touched by other people. Shawn would rather not have to deal with people in his daily transactions. Zan asks Shawn if he feels comfort in machines. Shawn says yes. Shawn likes to shop with headphones on so he doesn’t have to talk to people at the stores. Zan says people can’t compare to machines in consistency. Shawn paid with his Apple Watch at the local movie theatre. The employees were amazed. Shawn wished he could have done the transaction without dealing with the people. Zan says Shawn doesn’t like dealing with human beings because they are not in the same class as he is. Zan says that Shawn sounds like a Republican.

Zan still uses his Blackberry because it is a phone and not a toy. Shawn thanks Nintendo and Pokemon Go for making his youth less shameful. Shawn is not that into Pokemon Go. Zan tells the story of how he first got Pokemon. Even at the age of 13 it was shameful to play Pokemon. Then when Zan was 28 he got a Blackberry Playbook and loaded Pokemon on it. He didn’t think he would feel any shame if he played it in front of other people his age. He was wrong, he was afraid someone would see him playing pokemon. Shawn and Zan talk about how the original Pokemon game is so much better than Pokemon Go. Shawn and Zan talk about real life pokemon battles.

A World’s Best Corndog truck stopped by outside of Shawn and Zan’s work the other day. They each ate there. Zan says a hot dog is a sporting event food. Corn dogs on the other hand are fair food. In order of classiness for corndogs, first the gas station, then the carnival, then the food truck. Zan says the next evolution is some dude selling corn dogs out of his back pack. Zan says the most delicious corn dog is the one that is in a homeless guys pants. Zan talks about Stolen Valor and how it is an epidemic. Shawn wonders if homeless people are stealing valor by wearing their army pants.

Zan is living the life of love and luxory. Shawn asks Zan if he has ever been mutton busting. Zan’s grandpa would threaten Zan with having to go mutton busting, but Zan’s grandma wouldn’t allow him to go. Shawn wants to go mutton busting. Zan says he thinks grown men would bust the mutton. Zan thinks reverse mutton busting would be fun to watch. Shawn thinks that rodeos should have more events that the crowd can participate in. Zan asks Shawn if he has ever seen a fat child. Zan and his girlfriend fed a little baby bunch of muffins. Zan reads some Miley Cyrus lyrics.

Zan talks about the lost episode that somehow got corrupted. Zan went to Finding Dory. He asks Shawn if there has ever been a sequel that was better than the first. Zan loved the movie The Hangover. He felt like he owed them more money because he laughed so hard. Then The Hangover 2 came out which was set in Thailand. It should have given Zan everything he ever wanted in a movie. But it didn’t. Zan explains The Hangover movies. Shawn says that Weezer has had sequels that were better than the first. Also the Batman movies. Zan says maybe the problem with sequels isn’t that they are bad, it is just because there aren’t enough of them. Star Wars falls into Zan’s example. Zan tries to prove that the 7th sequel is always the best. Zan says if you have done something bad, just do it 7 times and it will be great.