Zan tries to get some audio of a fly flying around the studio. Zan tells a story about a dream he had. He was playing basketball and a movie came on in the background. Zan thinks he is like the puzzlemaker girl in the movie Inception. Shawn thinks that Zan’s vivid dreams are because he is under utilizing his brain during the day. Then Zan remembers he was on almond butter. Shawn asks Zan why he doesn’t get all hopped up on almond butter during the day to better utilize his brain. Zan says that dumb people are happier people. Shawn and Zan think that people who love fishing are probably happier people. Zan says the people who enjoy the simpler things in life are happier. Zan tells a WWE story that crossed over to real life and not just fake wrestling life. Zan asks Shawn if he would strip for an IOU. Zan says he would strip for Sarah Palin. Shawn thinks about a TV show where someone would have to impress women in a room using only the items in the room. Zan says he would play his hand flute. Then he plays the Zelda theme on his hand flute. Shawn shows Zan his double jointed finger.

Zan asks Shawn what he would say if he had to tell a story to save his life. Shawn tells a story about one of those sign holders who advertise nearby stores. Zan tells a story that keeps going in circles thinking that will save his life. Shawn and Zan talk about Bin Laden and how he was probably killed. Zan thinks that the soldiers who killed Bin Laden were actually Ferguson police officers. Zan tells Shawn that there is a Rambo movie where Rambo fights with the Taliban. Shawn decides to fact check the information. Shawn reads some information that proves that Rambo didn’t help the Taliban, but the Mujahadeen. Zan says if Shawn can’t prove that Ferguson cops weren’t there shooting Bin Laden, then they must have been there. Zan tells a story that he says is probably not true. He says that back in the day Bin Laden apologized to his followers that he let them down.

Ana Chovie still hasn’t friended Zan. But he doesn’t blame her. Zan spoils the new Batman vs. Superman movie. Shawn and Zan both agree that Superman is the worst because he is an alien. Zan says as Americans we shouldn’t like Superman. Zan makes some stuff up about Cuba and Elian Gonzolas. Shawn thinks he floated over on a washing machine. Zan says the rest of his family was on other appliances. Since Superman didn’t float to America on a washing machine he isn’t American. Zan says it is ok for Batman to knock down buildings in America because he is an American. Shawn really liked the scene with Batman beating up Superman. Shawn reads an excerpt from the comic We Stand On Gaurd. It explains that Superman is really a Canadian. Zan can’t think of anything that is cool that isn’t American. Zan proves that Robinhood is really American. Shawn says Winnie the Pooh is American, but Eore is not. Zan says the 1% has the real super power. Zan asks Shawn which one of Superman’s powers would Shawn choose. Shawn says flying. Zan chooses to be made of steel.

Zan’s Facebook requests he made didn’t friend him back. Zan asks Shawn what one thing he would change about the world today what would it be. Shawn says it would be the hatred toward the Irish. Shawn says that the Seattle Supersonics are his favorite team because they haven’t lost yet this year. Zan asks Shawn if he has ever been put under anesthesia. Then Zan asks what would Shawn do if one day a fifteen year old kid knocked on his door and told Shawn that he was Shawn’s son. Shawn says he would tell the kid that he is grossly mistaken. Zan asks if Shawn would want to sign a paper saying he relinquishes his fatherly rights. Shawn said he would. Zan asks if Shawn would help him out if he was in trouble and was going to be homeless. Zan says if a single person goes to a sperm bank the sperm bank better ask for a co-signer. Zan gives some tax advice. Shawn corrects him. Zan asks Shawn if he would house his supposed kid overnight. Shawn says he would find a place for him to stay. Probably his parents house. Shawn turns the table on Zan and asks him what would do if a kid showed up on his doorstep and the kid looked super Irish with red hair. Zan gets pretty excited about the idea of having a kid show up on his door step.

St. Patrick’s Day! Shawn has been trying to connect with Zan better so he has been reading a history book called The Godfather. Shawn wants to know who the local Don is. Zan says it is his grandpa. Zan tells a story about his grandpa and mining. His grandpa was in a mine cave in and heard a bunch of grown men die. So he decided to move to Utah because the Catholic Church was big there. Zan tells a couple of Godfather related stories about his grandpa and his family. Zan calls the Irish a fowl breed. Zan’s grandpa’s brother went down to Las Vegas during the Great Depression. He made it big down there. He smoked a $50 bill in front of Zan’s grandpa and said “I am smoking a $50 bill and you can’t even afford to feed your family.” Zan’s ancestors also made moonshine during prohibition and ran it to Las Vegas. Shawn says that Zan’s Italian family doesn’t seem to be as strong anymore. Shawn thinks that the mafia is really cool. Zan asks Shawn if he has any good Irish storys. Shawn had an ancenstor that got drunk and shot a judge. Shawn also had an ancestor that put his head out of his horse and buggy and popped his head off. Zan tells an allegid story about Ted Kennedy.

Zan updates Shawn on his friend request with Ana Chovy. She has not accepted his invitation yet. Shawn wants Zan to friend someone with a generic name in a remote place. Zan decides he is going to friend another Shawn Oram. Zan reads a quote about home and school humor from 1946. Zan tells a story about when his dad’s car was broken in to. They stole everything except his cheap cologne and his CDs. Zan wonders if a similar thing has happened on a battlefield. Shawn and Zan talk about how an injured soldier may have had a picture of his girlfriend in his pocket and a German soldier rifles through his pockets and leaves the picture because she wasn’t cute enough. Shawn wonders if he is too old to be drafted. Zan says it would be cool if there was an officers lounge on the battlefield that both sides officers could hang out at. Zan says he would be an officer and a gentleman.

Zan asks Shawn if he has seen the two split thing. Shawn doesn't know what Zan is talking about. Then Zan goes on to explain quantum physics. He explains it with shooting marbles underwater. Particles know when they are being watched. Zan tells a story about when no one was watching him. He had a cup of water and set his cup down on a co-workers desk. He caught out of the corner of his eye his co-worker pouring Zan's cup of water into his own cup. Zan was too astounded to say anything. So he didn't. Zan asks Shawn what he should have done. Shawn thinks there was ample time for Zan to say something before his co-worker drank Zan's water. Zan had a friend growing up that had a pool. They said if you pee in the pool the water will change colors. Zan tested it. It was a lie. For scouts Zan had to jump in a pool, take his pants off, tie the legs and try to use them as a flotation device. He said he watched several scouts almost drown and thinks that this life saving technique is a lie. Shawn said he was able to do that and got that merit badge. Zan thinks that there will be a plane crash and because of people like Shawn, there will be tons of denim will wash up on a shore in Russia and a bunch of pants-less dead bodies will also wash up on shore. Zan has a business idea about a drink spray so he can tell his drink apart from his co-workers. Shawn thinks that people should just buy a cup that sets them apart from everyone else.

Zan says he fantasizes about the Golden Girls. Shawn asks Zan about hazing. Shawn tells a story about when he was in junior high going up on the local Air Force Base. His friend's mom was smoking weed. Zan says that up on Base is international waters so smoking weed is legal. Zan heard a comic say that he can't be a dad yet because he wants to be able to smoke weed and blow it into his baby's face. He is hoping if they legalize weed in Utah then he can become a dad. Shawn says that he should just live on Base. Shawn's friend told him about an ice cream truck that would sell weed up on base. Zan couldn't remember what anchovies were called, and called them avachovies. Zan starts searching anachovies on the internet. He friends Ana Chovie on Facebook. He encourages everyone to add her as a friend as well. Zan's sister protected him in high school. Zan was also very hairy so people thought he was older. Zan found a paddle at a thrift store. He started paddling kids to welcome them to high school. Shawn asks how hard he hit the kids with his paddle. Zan says "that smarts." Shawn thinks Zan is pronouncing "that hurts" incorrectly. It turns out "that smarts" is a real thing. Zan wanted to burn his name into the paddle and pass it down to future generations, but instead he drove to North Ogden and threw it away in a dumpster because too many people were getting hazed. Zan asks Shawn if he ever got hazed. Shawn didn't because his older brother was in high school with him. Shawn shares some stories about kids getting hazed on the track team. One kid got 50 gallons of water dumped on him while he was on the toilet. Another kid had to rub icy hot on himself. Zan says that some companies in Japan haze their employees to keep them more loyal. Shawn wants to haze his neighbors to get to know them better. Shawn asks Zan for some ideas. Zan says something involving fire would be great. Zan's idea for hazing neighbors is digging a hole 20 feet deep that Shawn can push his new neighbors in to haze them.

60th episode! Shawn says Overvalued is like Disneyland. Zan got confused. Zan brings back a new old segment. Poor Tours Tour of America brings you Mugshots. Shawn describes the people who got arrested. The first one was a redneck who got busted drinking and driving. Zan says that some rich people do not understand that people can't drink in the back of a car because they are usually drinking in the back of limos. Shawn says that as long as there are barriers between the driver and the drinker then it is ok to drink. Shawn also says that anything you do in the back of a cop car is legal. Zan brings up an Asian philosophy. If you save a person's life then you are responsible for everything that person does from then on. Zan was sitting at a park adjacent to a dog park eating KFC. Then while laying on the ground he saw the undercarriage of a dog jumping over him. Two dogs stole some chicken. The hipsters who owned the dog didn't really apologize for their dogs eating Zan's chicken, but looked at him as if he should apologize that his highly processed food got to their vegan dogs. One time Zan was painting the front of his house. He was up on a ladder. A lady was walking a dog and let it take a dump on the lawn across the street. Zan looked at her like "what are you doing?" She took off running with her dog. Zan says there are a lot of times people can drink in a car. You just have to plan. Zan shows another mugshot to Shawn to describe. This time the lady was switching prices. Shawn thinks it was probably at Kohls. Shawn explains how people are switching prices and how businesses catch the people. Shawn and Zan discuss shoplifting and some business ideas to help companies stop shoplifters.

Zan loves projects. He gets excited by projects. He has something coming in the mail to give him more projects. He ordered a CNC machine. A co-worker said that Zan's projects are crafts. Zan wonders if you can use saws for crafts. Shawn says yes. Zan says we should throw the word craft around a lot less and use hobby instead. Shawn told Zan that there is a store his wife likes to go to called Hobby Lobby. Zan one time went there for model airplane parts. They don't sell that. It is just a giant craft store. Shawn says that you are only doing crafts if you are making decorations. If you make a useful thing then what you did was considered a hobby. Zan is pretty excited about cutting out airplane parts for his model airplane hobby. Zan says people in India are making really intricate CNC carvings of Buddhist Gods, like the elephant god. Zan thinks that is art and not a hobby. Zan says that lude things are not crafts. Zan asks Shawn what kind of job he would get if he suddenly became a felon and could not get a real job. Zan says that he would start a food truck with Shawn. They would get a bunch of microwaves from the thrift store and cook frozen meals for people. Zan thinks the food truck would kill outside of bars and strip clubs. Zan thinks it would best to use expired food to save money.