Zan loves Amazon, and Amazon women. Shawn and Zan talk about receiving deliveries on Sunday's and late at night. Shawn has been playing Fallout 4 lately and it has taxed him emotionally. Shawn became emotionally attached to the dog. He sent the dog away and felt a terrible guilt and loneliness. After Shawn sent away the dog he didn't play for a couple of weeks. Finally Shawn decided to find his dog. He couldn't find the dog and felt very stressed that his dog may have run away. Shawn had to search the internet to find out where his dog may have gone. After an hour of searching for him Shawn finally found the dog. Once he found the dog he was overcome with joy. Zan doesn't think that Shawn would put in as much effort into finding his real dog as he did his virtual dog. One time Zan was driving down Washington Boulevard in Ogden and saw a lady with some mental lag who had a shirt on but her spandex pants were pulled down to her ankles. Zan says that if that lady was outside of his house he would not go and try to find his lost dog. Losing Shawn's virtual dog made him think about the role of all animals in real life. Shawn asks Zan what animals we shouldn't eat. Zan says he is the top of the freaking food chain and there are no animals we shouldn't eat. Zan wants to eat a super articulate gorilla. He wants to talk to it before he eats it. Shawn thinks that maybe he has cannibalistic tendencies. Shawn and Zan talk about the evolution of their piranha tank idea. Every animal deserves the chance to defend itself before it is eaten. Zan's grandpa inherited some farm land. Sometimes his grandpa would have baby cows in his garage. Shawn's brother's in-laws have a pet pig that comes in the house. It is not a small pig. Zan says if you want to venture in to the virtual pet realm that you should play pokemon.

Zan talks about how Utahn's don't say the T in mountains. Zan one time used voice text on his Blackberry. He said "Hey are you coming to get me." But his Blackberry wrote "Grab my balls, make tea." Zan did a DNA test and found out a large part of him is French. Then he found out that his great grandfather was French-Canadian. Zan wanted to get in touch with his roots so he started looking through CIA files. He went to the Freedom of Information Act website to find out more about the relationship between America and Canada. Zan found out that the Canadians were supplying Cuba with food, equipment, and services 1 year after The Bay of Pigs. Shawn and Zan discuss the traitors to our north, the hat of America. Zan asks Shawn what he would say to Canadians if he went there today. Shawn says that if he was in the French part he would just be yelling the whole time because he couldn't understand anyone. Zan says that kids in school in America should be taught about Canadian atrocities against America. Zan asks Shawn if he could be an ambassador to any country which one would it be. Zan says it has to be an Olympic sanctioned country. Shawn chose a tropical country and Zan was disappointed. Zan chose to be the ambassador to Libya. Zan has an idea for the next Saw movie.

Shawn asks Zan about aliens. On November 15, 2015, astronaut Scott Kelly tweeted a picture of a UFO. Zan had to google Scott Kelly to see if he looked trustworthy. Zan approves because Scott Kelly is bald. Zan describes the UFO as a baby's face screaming. Zan gives some advice to astronauts getting their photos taken. Don't put on your full gear and then take off the helmet cause you look like a tiny person. Ufositingsdaily.com says that if you watch the ISS camera for 3 hours you will see a UFO, or if you watch 10 sunsets you will see a UFO. Shawn asks Zan how many aliens he has seen. Zan asks Shawn if illegal aliens count. Zan says that if you believe in a universe that expands out forever and is limitless, then you must also believe that every possible organization of atoms and molecules has happened. That means that somewhere out in forever there is a person exactly like Zan and Shawn sitting in Zan's basement talking about aliens. Long story short, Zan is a believer in aliens. Shawn says that people can't prove that aliens don't exist. Zan talks about how atheism doesn't work. He says that acknowledging that one doesn't know everything there is to know then they cannot say there is no God. And if you do know everything, you are considered all-knowing, and by definition you are God. The same goes for aliens. Zan saw a UFO as a kid. Now he is in denial. Shawn thinks aliens exist. But it bothers him that aliens always abduct people from the middle of nowhere. Shawn says that if he and Zan were aliens they would not visit the least populated areas, they would visit the big cities. Zan thinks that aliens might treat Earth as a Dude Ranch. One time Shawn's daughter lost her Barbie when she was 4. Shawn was helping her look for it and then all of a sudden his daughter said, "I know what happened to it, it was abducted by aliens." She was perfectly fine with that explanation and it was no big deal. Zan says that you can explain animals and people dying by saying their spirits were abducted by aliens and taken to a farm in space. Zan thinks that some people really just want attention. Just like the leprechaun in the hood video on YouTube.

Shawn and Zan talk politics for a while. Zan talks about a porn star who ran for some government office. She went on Howard Stern and took 10th place as a write-in out of 130 people. Zan tells a story about an Ecuadorian foot powder company ran for mayor. The foot powder won by a clear majority. Zan says that people that vote are dumb, at least a clear majority of them. Shawn talks about how they used to draw dream catchers and give them to people they work with if they were in a dream of theirs. Zan talks about his dream about Kim Jong Un and North Korea. Zan takes dream drugs before he sleeps to have more vivid dreams. He takes almond butter and flax seed oil. In Zan's dream he and Kim Jong Un were hunting a rhino. Zan was a dignitary. Kim was getting really mad cause the rhino wasn't coming down the street even though his handler's were trying to push the rhino down the street. Shawn's uncle used to be a hunting guide for rich people. He would go find big game for the lawyers to shoot. Shawn says that people who hire hunting guides to find the animals for them are cheap-shotting the animals. Back to Zan's dream, the rhino knocked down a tree and Kim got sad. Zan said in Thai "why are you sad, the tree will be born again." Then Zan tries to cheer Kim up by suggesting North Korea send Zan to outerspace. Zan knew in his dream that they didn't have a space program, so Zan would fake the whole thing. Zan says that they only Korean firework technology. Zan explains Korean firework technology. They used to put rockets on spears. North Korea defended themselves against the Japanese Navy. Zan describes how North Korea will attack America. Shawn and Zan talk about how dangerous it is to eat pointy chips in space. Shawn thinks he could be a good astronaut, other than the whole motion sickness thing. Zan thinks if North Korea focus on going to space then they will stop trying to blow up America. Zan want to make a convincing space travel flight so someone in a third world country would believe that we went to space. Zan is calling it North Korean Space Tour 5000. Zan is sick of people from third world countries scamming middle class Americans. So he is going to get them back by filming the fake space mission. Zan says he wants Americans to con third world people all day long.

SPOILER WARNING! SHAWN AND ZAN DISCUSS STAR WARS EPISODE VII. Kids at Shawn's daughter's school spoiled Star Wars for her. So now Shawn and Zan are going to spoil Star Wars Episode VII for everyone.

Zan bought a Viola. Happy New Year! Zan recommends everyone to check out the RAF House. Zan explains how he got extra Christmas gifts when he was a kid. Zan knew his mom was always looking for good deals. So he would walk around the house saying what he wanted hoping his mom would buy that present. Then he would write a letter to Santa and ask for other things. Zan grew up in a very income diverse area. Some kids were getting Super Nintendo's for Christmas, and some kids were getting toothbrushes. Shawn didn't get socks for Christmas this year. It made him sad. Zan said I should have written my letter to Santa in front of my mom. Zan says that Shawn needs to have the birds and the bees talk with his kids. Zan says that as a parent you don't need to get caught up in too much honesty.

Christmas Special! Zan starts off with a story, but first, flips off C. S. Lewis. The story is about feeding the homeless in a rec center, but the story really isn't about homeless people. The story is about a little kid who was forced to apologize to Zan. Zan told the kid his mom was a B. Shawn and Zan decide to go door to door selling their ideas. Shawn shares a story about a lady who was door to door selling cleaning crap. Shawn and Zan exchange Christmas gifts to each other. First Zan got Shawn a Fanny Pack for his trip to Disneyland. Shawn got Zan a Final Family Photo Stand made with space age material, carbon fiber. Zan got Shawn some Christmas pills for his kids. Shawn got Zan some chili meat. Zan got Shawn a cup to wear so children won't hurt him during the holidays. Shawn got Zan a peacock hat. Zan says that peacocks are kind of like Al Qaida. Zan got Shawn a speener. Shawn got Zan a piranha tank and a piranha so he can practice gladiator fighting and prove his manliness. Zan got Shawn a Sleep Cam 5000, and some bear spray. Shawn got Zan some color blind glasses and a bus trip to and around New Orleans. Zan wants to give everyone in the world a Squirtle.

Zan starts the show off by saying "coming out of the canon." One time Zan got caught. He made fun of how some people say Anastasia. Turns out that the way he made fun of it was the way she said it should be pronounced. Shawn and Zan then try to figure out who Anastasia was. Zan tells a story about working as a bank teller. Shawn tells a story about how he got caught talking about straight-edgers. They ended up being friends, and that is how Shawn found out about Chiodos. Zan says don't talk to kids about school. Ask them about their favorite TV show and you will stand out. Zan talks about how fun it is to listen to police scanners.

Zan talks about how the Kardashians are getting the new Blackberry Priv. Shawn asks if the Kardashians approve of some technology then will the masses love it? Zan says the Kardashians are a sensitive topic to him. Zan goes on to give a history of Kim's previous marriages. Shawn and Zan come up with great ideas for Kim Kardashian's next kids. Zan says that Kim Kardashian is the third hottest girl he has ever seen. Zan's list of hottest girls are: 1. Brook Burke 2. Zan can't name her 3. Kim Kardashian Zan says that Prince kicked Kim Kardashian off the stage because her dancing was so bad. Zan kept her in his top three because she uses a Blackberry despite her terrible dancing ability. Zan likens Blackberry to Pixar. He says that the Priv sucks so bad just so people will look back on Blackberry 10 and think it was amazing. Zan asks Shawn if he has ever had a Blackberry. Shawn had a Blackberry Pearl, which was his favorite phone other than every iPhone he has ever had. Shawn worked for AT&T and tried to sell a Blackberry to some guy who came in. It turned out he was a Blackberry rep and gave Shawn a $25 gift card for pitching Blackberry.

Zan is reading to himself while Shawn is trying to ask him how he is doing. Then Zan shares some home and school humor from the 1940s. Shawn says that wars are such magical things for men. Men are drawn to fighting, weapons, and winning. Shawn and Zan try to figure out why kids seem to be born with the ability to know that they can hit people to steal their toys. Shawn thinks that kids are born with the King of the Mountain mentality where they try to dominate everyone to get the toys they want. Zan shares a story about when his brother was little. He swung a fire truck at another kid cause he wanted the toy that the other kid had. Shawn says that is exactly how all wars are started. Shawn wants to know statistically if the aggressor or the defender wins in wars. Zan talks about a book by Ernst Junger called Storm of Steel. Shawn says that laser tag is a lot like war for those who have never been to war. Zan says that laser tag may be more extreme than war because you have to see your foe after the war. Also, there are scores in laser tag which everyone gets to see. Zan wants to switch the world over from war to laser tag, called Shame Tag. Shawn says it is kind of like the Olympics for real stakes. Zan wants to know if America is like the Empire or the Rebels in terms of Star Wars. Shawn says that America is the Jedi. We go around policing the world. Zan says the Emperor is Obama. Zan makes some comment about the CIS in Star Wars that Shawn didn't understand. Turns out the CIS is from the prequel trilogy so Shawn doesn't care.