Ben and CJ finally read Twilight! A moody vampire teen love story that made a whole generation of teens horny. It's...slightly better than expected? Goofs include: Edward is a pedophile, our Estonian fanbase, do vampires boof, and high school seating arrangements.

HOT DAMN. We read "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" by Hunter S Thompson. A book about how much Las Vegas sucks. And drugs. Mostly drugs. And because of that, we talk about drugs the whole time too. Goofs include drugs, being on meth, the concept of improv, and so many personal stories!

Hot damn, what an episode! Probably our best ever! We read "Eat, Pray, Love" and it's great. The book is charming and the goofs are on fire. Goofs include Hitler's book club, Gilbert Gottfried, Italians, Cake, and achieving inner peace.

We're back for the New Year! We read "David Copperfield" by Charles Dickens. Goofs include the holidays, upstairs neighbors, and salty McDonalds

Just in time for Christmas, we read the OG spooky vampire book "Dracula"! Great episode where half the text is a weird Transylvanian hobo ranting! Goofs include: Twilight, Tim Curry, trying to decipher hobo talk, and so much more! Get into it! Tell your friends!

Ben and CJ read "Bridges of Madison County"! It's a romantic romp, but mostly it's about this idiot taking a bunch of pictures. Goofs include famed photographer Asshole Adams, a nice lady at Goodwill, folk remedies, and so much more!

Ben and CJ read "The Alchemist" by Paulo Coelho. A book about finding yourself or something. We're bad at paying attention. Get out your sparknotes, we're going back to school! Goofs include the natural state of gold, alchemy, and healing crystals.

It's season 2! A new season! Which means new books! Specifically-more popular books. But we still have the same giggles and goofs you know and love.

CJ and Ben read "Catcher in the Rye" by J.D. Salinger. A book about a whiny teen named Holden. Goofs include why did this book make people shoot people, our own teenage years, and cum.

Ben and CJ read "Seducing the Rabbi" by Jala Pfaff, a romance novel in the vein of Sex and the City! The protagonist tries to get laid a lot, basically. It's a fun episode! Goofs include how our listeners owe us 2 billion dollars, snack ideas, and sleeping with your teacher.

Hot new episode! We also get pretty dirty on this episode! We read "Flight Deck" by Robb White, a thriller about a pilot during World War 2. We get genuinely invested in the story! Goofs include country singers wanting to bang dogs, Lady Gaga, cancelling racism, and much more! This episode has something for everyone! Listen now, baby.