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We're back! We had a break because Ben got really sick! And we return with a banger episode! We read "Eaglebait" by Susan Coryell, a coming of age story about some weird kid named Wardy. Topics include bullying, substitute teachers, the timeline, and you bet your bippy there's some accents and voices. We're back and we'll never leave you again.

What an episode! We read "Wolfsbane" by Craig Thomas. An espionage/thriller/nazi story! Riffs include old timey baseball, German voices, how to get interviewed by cops, and you know we do a god damned Randy Newman callback.

Episode 16! Our podcast is officially old enough to drive! We read "Lawnboy" by Paul Lisicky, a novel about finding yourself that we walk into a bunch of gay sex scenes during. Topics include Florida, D.A.R.E., and our new recording set up! A great and cozy episode! Tell your friends.

Ep 15! We read our first donated book-"Blood and Guts in High School" by Kathy Acker. It's a metafictional text that doesn't really adhere to any specific form. And we riff about it! Topics riffed include an AMAZING Bill Clinton impression, doing drugs in buildings, saxophone shenanigans, and more!

What a magical episode this is. Ben and CJ read "Merlin's Mistake" by Robert Newman. A fantasy novel that should focus on Merlin more. The riffs this episode are some of our best yet, including Randy Newman and Fred Flintstone impressions, Don Quixote's friend, Don Quaker Oats, and we even talk about the early days of the pod. GET INTO IT.

Lucky 13th episode! This podcast is so good and it's crazy that it's free! We read "Sir Stalwart" by Dave Duncan-a coming of age high fantasy novel. Goofs include Quagmarshes, tuning instruments, being awkward, rolling for initiative and so much more!

Man, we're getting good at this podcast. This week's episode is hilarious and the book is "Gumbo Justice"- a detective story set it New Orleans! Sit down with a po boy and get into it. Ben and CJ goof on the book and topics like craft beer and how it tastes like both piss and shit, are midgets magic, Glee, and hookers!

HOT DAMN Y'ALL! We've got an awesome book this episode. The romance/fantasy book "Dragonswan" by Sherrilyn Kenyon is a wild ride that Ben falls in love with. CJ narrates the hell of out this one. Goofs include: radio DJ parody, Alex Jones is up to no good again, and so much more. Cuddle up by the fire, this episode is cozy as hell.

Episode 10! We made it! To celebrate, this episode is hilarious! We open up "The Deluge Drivers" by Alan Dean Foster. A sci-fi adventure romp with some very human lessons to teach about kitty people on an ice planet. CJ and Ben goof on things like killing the waiter at a Bennigan's, David Foster Wallace, how giving two thumbs up is actually pretty aggro in real life, and so much more!

Our beefiest episode yet! Binge it at work while we read you "The Case of the Waylaid Wolf"-a Perry Mason detective book about lawyers by Eric Stanley Gardner. Some sick goofs about Drake, Forrest Gump, Wishes, and of course a billion dollars. Great episode, tell your grandma about it.