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Ben and CJ read Why Do Men Have Nipples? It's basically fun fact tweets! We talk about how pig pen was the poor kid, voting for people who do good impressions, agoraphobes who like to fist fight, single guys hanging out at bus stops, Fred Flintstone gets therapy, that guy with long ass fingernails can't text, Ben gets acupuncture, CJ is scared of acupuncture, TikTokers who don't think Hellen Keller is real, CJ's disembodied and freezing cold arm, diarrhea bite stick, Reagan kills Droopy Dog, and peeing into bottles.  

We get on our phones, not for jerkin it, but for learning! We learn about King Lear, just in time for Sparknotes season! Also we learn about cool ass fools and clowns.

CJ and Ben read King Lear by Shakespeare! Pretty good book, great episode We talk Epic Meal Time ruined bacon, the difference between improv and stand up, we turn the lights on in the room, time travel to save JFK, we talk to Tony the Chatty Real Estate Agent, Lexapro can be really good for you, Ronald Reagan hangs out with the devil, lots of music talk, then we finally talk about King Lear, Mel Gibson, and Cunt: Pig in the City

A follow up to the podcast episode from earlier in the week! You know how it works! We learn about Ben Mezrich, who is a pretty good author. He wrote that movie 21, basically!

Ben and CJ read "Busting Vegas" by Ben Mezrich! Stellar episode about gambling. Topic include dollar sign "S", Uncle Ben dunking on Spiderman, we're the brothers from Oceans 11, Yosemite's law of safe compression, a drag queen dressed as a nun named "Friend of Mary",  president Biden is banning menthol cigarettes, witchy girls smoking herbal splifs, Igor BuyAVowelOvitch, Emporer's New Groove, Jimmy John's hostage situation, and a sit in at a zoo. 

This is the duck episode. We were supposed to read about Glenn Beck but honestly he sucks, so we learn about Duck Tales. It's actually fascinating!

CJ and Ben read Glenn Beck's "Conform"! Glenn Beck has bad opinions, expressed badly. We talk a lot and learn very little. Ben can't do math! Nobody can! We talk Ponce De Leon, elitist democrats, homeschooling, we both storm off, bullying stories, fun with wheelchairs, Ben Franklin runs bit, P.O.D., and fuck that Louis! You love it

The billionaires learn more about Nicholas Sparks red headed stepchild of a book! We outline the plot, so spoiler alert. Also Nicholas Sparks is a dang freak

CJ and Ben read "Dear John" by Nicholas Sparks! It's a great episode! Nicholas Sparks might be very mentally ill, though. We talk about a lot of president stuff, what Ben loves about Schindler's List, CIA funded movies, where were the psychics on 9/10?, Juggalo book club, Yogi Bear and Boo Boo huff paint, Ben needs a vice, fav parts of college, poisoning crows, and a bucket of shrimp comes up a lot! You love it!

The billionaires learn more about Bleachers by John Grisham! Wikipedia has all the answers, per usual. Turns out the legal guy wrote a football book!