This one is a great one. No spoilers. Just listen

We learn about Bill Clinton's life. And you'll be shocked at what we discover if you weren't born in the 90s.

Ben and CJ read Bill Clinton's long ass autobiography! Simple country lawyers, yawn with us!, buckets of beers, old men in the locker room, red Slimer, and the Olympics

Time for the internet! The billionaires get into wikipedia and learn about pirates and shit

CJ and Ben read a book by the author of Treasure Island and Dr Jekyl and Mr Hyde! It's a pirate adventure! We talk dangerous public pools, getting punched by a goon, the muppets trapped in an IKEA, Mike's Hard Molotov Cocktails, mall wars, drunken arguments, yo-yos aren't cool but they're not not cool, eskimo kiss of death, spitting sunflower seeds, and nobody likes tennis.

Learning! Recorded early in the morning and the riffs are HOT! Get into it. Learn about Charles Dickens, who was English

The billionaires read Oliver Twist! By big dick Dickens. We talk redistributing height, JFK is Stewart Little, racism is hack, yogurt names we shouldn't try to pronounce, why do British people talk so funny?, Ketamine, big green, 7/11 water is full of teeth, and we consider truing crack.

We think he might be!

Ben and CJ read "Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter". It's surprising, in a positive way! We talk fast food eggs, perforated buttholes, chewing pennies, the alt-right fitness culture pipeline, how to write a screenplay, the people's history of the united states, UFO encounters, Elon Musk sucks, the gay agenda, diversity in advertising, punting squirrels, and will it float?

We learn! And more importantly, CJ tells good stories about a trip to Italy (the birthplace of yelling).