The steamy Fifty Shades trilogy ends and we've learned nothing. 

Holy crap, billionaires. We did it. 100 episodes of the podcast. To celebrate, we finally finish the Fifty Shades series. We outlived Fifty Shades! And were more successful! Riffs include dick stickers, Bugs Bunny's indecent proposal, the impression bot, judo championship, the best way to end a book series, burning down buildings, get out of jail free cards, and dreams. 

Thanks for 100 episodes everyone.

I'll be honest, I don't remember what this one is about. I slept till basically 8pm today

Wow, what an episode. The famous lost episode. We call it that because we almost gave up during recording three times. But we didn't cause it's great and so are we

Plus we learn about celebrities!

Ben and CJ read Marley and Me! A book about a dog and some other crap, probably. This episode rules and we're back from a wedding, CJ's wedding, in fact! Also features one of our best opening bits ever. You'll love it!

You ever want to know how to kill a goose? This is the podcast for you

The billionaires read Shutter Island, the only book that ever became a movie! 

They're interesting little pigs! Yet they're not actually pigs??

It's a goofy book episode! We read the book they give children about how to raise guinea pigs. It's honestly a great time