In this episode, we try something different in the form of the infamous Sonic the Hedgehog fan fiction "Sonic High School" by DarkDoomFireMaster. Strap in, because this one will go off the rails very quickly! Along the way, we'll learn how to pronounce "...", how to survive prom night on a haunted island, and the least wholesome way to utilize an invisibility hat.

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It's the third episode of Page Burners, and we are certainly burnt out with "Prison to Penthouse" by Jeremy Sigal, an under-cooked self-help book that we really wish we could have sent back to the kitchen. We only got halfway through this book in the last two episodes, but dang it all, we're going to finish this today! This time, we'll learn the secrets to getting a unanimous 5-star rating on Amazon, how to definitely not get a second date, and we finally think of someone other than Gandhi to attribute Jeremy’s fake quotes to!

In this episode of Page Burners, Cameron and Jacob continue with "Prison to Penthouse", AKA "Different Suits Same Stripes" by Jeremy Sigal, a redundant self help book that might've been somewhat decent had the author asked someone to read his rough draft first. Along the way, we'll learn about how your nine-to-five is exactly like prison (except we don't), how to not be yourself (except we don't), and the best way to get... um... "fondled".  

Note: While we typically try to refrain from explicit and sensitive content, the authors of the books we read often don't. As such, this  podcast isn't recommended for kids.

Welcome to the first ever episode of Page Burners! In this episode, Cameron and Jacob take a look at the strangely titled "Different Suits Same Stripes: From Prison to Penthouse: How the Rise to the Top is the Same" by Jeremy Sigal, a self-help book that has little to do with improving your life and more to do with improving the author's ego. Along the way, we'll learn about useless tables of contents, why the author never "had" to stab anyone, and the joys of quoting yourself!

Note: While we typically try to refrain from explicit and sensitive content, the authors of the books we read often don't. As such, this podcast isn't recommended for kids.