Page Turners They Were Not

"Do, or do not; there is no try" is without a doubt one of the most famous lines in the history of cinema. It is also one of the most quoted pieces of pop philosophy in recent years. But what does it actually mean? How can you *do* something without first *trying* to do that thing? Join me as I share some thoughts about this profound statement by Master Yoda.

Natasha Liu Bordizzo, the actress behind the live-action incarnation of Sabine Wren on the "Ahsoka" series has said that they will begin filming the 2nd season of the show sometime next year. This is exciting news (which is hopefully true), so join me as I talk about why I'm happy to hear it!

The final line of 2019's The Rise of Skywalker is our young heroine Rey responds to the question "Rey who?" with the triumphant statement "Rey Skywalker". Join me as I explain why I think this name was the perfect choice for this great character!

This week on our show, the Schwartz is with us as we take a look at the 1987 comedy-parody Mel Brooks classic Spaceballs! Spoofing everything from Star Wars to 2001: A Space Odyssey, this film tells the story of the evil Dark Helmet attempting to steal the atmosphere from the planet Druidia just as the latter's princess, Vespa, is running away from an arranged marriage. As she attempts to flee her world, she is captured by Lord Helmet and it's up to the scoundrel Lone Starr to rescue Vespa and end the tyranny of the evil planet Spaceball!

While Darth Maul was an interesting looking character with awesome martial arts skills when he first appeared in 1999's "The Phantom Menace" , he didn't have much of a personality or overarching storyline. All of that changed when the fourth season of "Star Wars: The Clone Wars" reintroduced this horned fiend to the galaxy! Join me as I explain how Darth Maul became one of my favorite characters due to his appearances in animation...

This week on our show, Captain Ingle and I set a course for the 24th century and the ongoing negotiations between the United Federation of Planets and the Cardassian Union following a destructive war between the two powers. As a result of a new treaty, several Federation colonies along the border must be evacuated so that the Cardassians can take possession. One of these colonies is inhabited a tribe of Native Americans who have sought for many years to establish a permanent home. Captain Picard is tasked with removing these natives "by any means necessary" despite his obvious objections. What will he choose? Join us as we go boldly!

Some very sad news came through a few days ago: The Acolyte has been discontinued after only one season. I will not attempt to guess the reasons nor will I attempt to guess who made the decision. Rather, I would like to share my thoughts as to how the story may continue in other ways, and to explain how I feel about the story we *did* get. Join me!

It's hard to believe, but I have reached the 7th season of Page Turners They Were Not, my Star Wars podcast! Join me as I ring in another year of what I hope will be a great adventure with a victory celebration involving myself as well as many special guest! Join us as we Yub Nub the night away...