Paging Mr Potter

Oh dear! Better call Charlie Weasely (maybe? 🤷) because 13 Dragons have escaped from the NRL's biosecurity bubble and may be running amok in a community near you! Oh and sorry for the late pod btw 

In addition to liking all our usual claptrap, your enjoyment of this week’s pod is ALSO contingent on you:

Who is this pod for?? 😀

BARNABY RE-JOYCE! Sweaty, beet-red, political dynamo Barnaby Joyce is back baby and we could not more thrilled 🥳 🥳 Also we reveal which ethnicities are 🔥🔥 HOT, HOT, HOTTT 🔥🔥 right now and which are totally passè 😝🙅‍♀️

Wait a minute... soooo Batman loves Catwoman but he hates eating pussy??? How's the caped crusader supposed to justify this one 🙄 🙄

John Harvey Kellogg: cereal enthusiast, health guru, lunatic, dildo maker? Riordan Lee investigates 🕵️‍♂️

And uh ohhh what have the owls dragged in? Why it's the third instalment of our horniest game ‘the spell-casting couch’ straight from the twisted mind of potterphile Coops! 😀😀

CEREAL OFFENDER 🥄Well it turns out Mr Kelloggs has a BIG SURPRISE in store for everyone this week and tbh I wouldn't be that happy to find it at the bottom of my cornflakes box. Is this the most disgusting thing we've ever discussed? 

Make sure you tune in this week to avoid making a SERIOUSLY EMBARRASSING social faux pas such as:

- taking a horse on a lads' trip to Bali 🤦‍♀️

- serving gefilte fish to an Australian neo-Nazi 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

- sexually propositioning the founder of the Kellogg's corporation 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Well you asked for it and we have obliged. Ladies and gentlemen... THE WORD GAME WITH RIORDAN is back!!  And if that's not enough, we're also introduced to everyones favourite canine companion Madame Pooch! 🐶🦴

I WANNA START A FIGHT 🥊 This week we look back on Pink's epic smackdown on the sitting president of the USA, while hostilities threaten to boil over between two dismal Australian TV presenters

Live from New York its Paging Mr Potter! Featuring:

- John Cena

- Newt Scamander 

- Corey Bernadi 

With musical guests - AC/DC and Jewel 

Now please welcome your host - Elon Musk!!