Paging Mr Potter

You could inform yourself of the new omicron variant by studying and critically analysing the emerging scientific data… or you could just buy into our latest crackpotter theory linking the new strain to Lawrence Mooney and Dave Hughes

2 FOR THE PRICE OF 3: We’re a man down this week and tbh... it’s quite noticeable. But with a massive hog-based scandal hitting the news just ahead of the Aussie summer of cricket we had no choice but to forge on

This week we take 'piss-taking' to a whole new level with the help of a hilarious new comedic character 

I know we’re normally above it all but this week we plunge headfirst into the mainstream media cesspit to investigate the Weasley brothers’ mudslinging and the shitstorm surrounding President Biden’s anus

We’ve officially left the potterverse and entered THE METAVERSE - Mark Zuckerberg’s puerile, virtual hellscape with all of its futuristic sensory delights (expensive Nazi graffiti, hippogriffs you can have sex with etc)

On today's pod a dark wizard in New Zealand unleashes the awesome power of state-sponsored misogyny, while the Wowza Entertainment debacle takes yet another unexpected turn.

Wowza it turns out we've been doing this podcast for 3 YEARS!! 🥳 🥳 And to mark this special occasion we discuss having sex with ageing former pop star Mick Hucknall and bring back (arguably) the worst game of all - RON OR OFF   

On today’s pod, PMP Corporate Consultants reveal the business secrets YOU NEED to maximise profits and crush the competition. Learn how to:

BORN FOR THIS 🐮💩 Oh Mr Lee... I think we're destined to do this forever 

This week TV's most beautiful minds and acerbic wits battle it out for the vacant spots in Gryffindor's quidditch team