Paging Mr Potter

This week Nathan stalks two beloved Harry Potter actors and tries to ambush them at a comic convention (which actually doesn’t sound great now that I’m typing it out). And uh-ohhh Hagrid’s drunk at the Hogwarts Christmas party and about to make a play for one of Hogwarts’s biggest hotties 🥴🥴

Sorry for the delayed pod but we were busy carefully crafting the tightest >1hr of podcasting probably in history and it's mostly about crap we’ve seen on TV! And when I say CRAP I’m talking infomercials 🤑 Adriano Zumbo’s short lived dessert thing 🤷 and a particularly spicy segment from The Footy Show 💩

This week we take a stroll through Crazy Town and discuss the band’s eerily prescient hit about ladies coming 🦋 Plus we talk about Clive Palmer’s big, fat… heart?!

As promised, this week we trial an all new game - “UAPeter Pettiwho” -  the only guessing game based entirely on the odious mouthbreathers from the One Nation and United Australia parties (with a little Potter magic sprinkled on top)

And did German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche predict Guy Sebastian’s Australian Idol victory all the way back in 1883? That’s uber cool!

*To the tune of the Backstreet’s Back pre chorus*

Is this uncomfortable? YEAAHHH

Weirdly sexual? YEAAHHHH

Ha-grid-lec-ta-ble? YEAAHHHH

Yes its very PMP, you better rock your dobby now

On today’s pod Andrew gives us his thoughts on the new Fantastic Beasts flick, we delve into John Mayer’s Chinese heritage and we revisit one of the most odious ghouls to ever inhabit Australian politics

It's one for mums this week 🥰 🥰 as we celebrate mothers day with some truly heartwarming poetry. Plus we reflect on whether the whole potterphile/ paedophile joke is funny enough to justify our wretched recent content, and bring you more breaking political news in our favourite new segment Hagridlection!

We all know PMP is the most ambitious literary analysis ever attempted, but have you ever wondered what kick-started our love affair with the printed word? Well join us this week for some truly harrowing tales from our infamous high-school English class

How do you follow up the most exhilarating and masterfully-constructed page in all of English literature?? YOU 👏 GET 👏 BACK 👏 TO 👏 WORK. Much like Snape, JK is on fire right now and the PMP boys are just trying to keep up!

This week we finally crown the winner of our competition to uncover the craziest thing that's ever happened!! We also talk about animal trafficking, the upcoming Australian election, ANZAC day and that weird cat guy in the band KISS... All with jew seriousness of course!

This week we absolutely butcher pronunciation of Timothee Chalamet's name... but is one of his co-stars planning to quite literally butcher him and serve him with a red wine jus?