Paging Mr Potter

This week Hermione, misconstruing the protests of radical Buddhist monks, decides to immolate her teacher. Also we have to ask - are there too many fugly people in advertising?

Did Russian warlord Vladimir Putin just compare himself to JK Rowling? Excuse us for asking Mr President… but U.S.S.R u serious???

150 PODS 🥳🥳 well... we've hit the 150 pod milestone and since we've made so much progress on that gargantuan/ pointless task, we've decided to embark on another one - counting down the top 10 most insane things of all time!

HEY HEY ITS PMP: What's got Harry Connick Jr all in a tizz? Oh yeah, the most racist/ mental thing ever broadcast on television 

Plus find out how you can contribute to next week's 150th EPISODE SPECTACULAR!!

This week a shady figure from the world of rugby league claims to cure covid by harnessing the awesome power of PHYSICS 🧑‍🔬 And we farewell one of our most beloved (and magical) sporting heroes

Apologies for our lengthy absence but we’re officially BACK FOREVER so yeah hooray for us 🥳 This week, with everything that’s going on in the world, we speculate on whether an Australian roots guitarist is producing artisanal gherkins on the side 🥒🕵️‍♂️

CAREER GOALS: this week we discuss our ultimate career ambition - to be suspended with pay 😍😍 although Riordan arguably pushes the envelope a little too far…

STILL GOT IT 😀

In our long awaited FIRST POD OF 2022 we contemplate invading Turkmenistan and attempt to set a new world record

Its the final pod of the year and we've come bearing gifts 😀😀 including the secret recipe for our signature xmas cocktail 'The Godric's Hollow' and tonnes of mind-numbingly inane stoner babble!! Ding dong merrily etc 🎄🎁✨🎅

This week we discuss the joy of murdering a reality TV show host and how to extract MAXIMUM JUSTICE from our broken legal system