Paging Mr Potter

Tell your boss you're not coming in this Friday - 14 October 2022 - because not only is it our FOUR YEAR PODIVERSARY but the inaugural Saint Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington Day! A fully legitimate national public holiday commemorating the world's greatest podcast (this podcast).  Also, we devise a plan to take down Melbourne's rudest restaurant by serving up a taste of their own medicine...  

In the aftermath of the NRL grand final, a loathsome rugby league journalist coins yet a another bizarre insult to add to our footy vocabulary 🐭☕ A beloved Hogwarts professor quits teaching to try her luck running a fast food burger joint 🍟🍔 And in our latest Argus Film a children's cartoon devolves into a call for bloody revolution ✊🍪

This week the true story behind Neil Diamond's 'Sweet Caroline' leaves a sour taste in our mouths. Plus we discuss the legal implications of flashing hog in a hall of mirrors 🐷🪞🐷

Fair to say Harry Potter has put us off books forever so instead this week we're talking MOVIES, including the 90s crime thriller that's given Riordan nightmares all week🗡️🙃 and our pitch for a brand new political comedy starring Woody Harrelson 🍁🤠

Well... there was really no getting away from this... so without further ado we present our tribute to the late Queen Elizabeth II 🌹 POD SAVE THE KING 

This week a potterphile uncovers a mysterious prophecy buried deep in our apple podcasts reviews 🔮✨ but does this glimpse into the future help us steer the pod in wise directions? Or are we doomed to even more low comedy, hijinks and mishaps - much like a young Raven Symone who we discuss for god knows what reason... 

We’re absolutely thrilled to announce our exciting new joint venture with a totally legitimate and not at all suspicious online dating app 🔥🔥 Make sure you check it out using the link in our instagram bio today!! Also we discuss whether diving cartoonishly into a sea of coins is really as fun as it looks…

Against his better judgment this week Andrew makes a pilgrimage to one of the most sacred sites in Potterdom 🙏 Plus we attempt to revitalise Lord Voldemort's acting career by casting him as the lead of Nathan's hit new romantic comedy 🥰

Its a series of crucial missteps this week as Harry Potter takes an unpleasant trip to an adult bookstore, Nancy Pelosi takes an ill-advised trip to Taiwan and Salman Rushdie takes an ill-fated trip to... a public place. Also it turns out we might not have actually been reading one full page of Harry Potter each week for the past 164 weeks lmao  

SURPRISE SUCKAAASSS 🐣 Did you really think we'd let the pod die without finishing this damn book? SHAME ON YOU!!! And while we didn't make any meaningful progress with the book this week, we did get through one hell of a lot of rugby league news